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  One of the best parts of #folsomstreetfair is the week leading up to it, where folks just wander up and down Folsom in skimpy leather and nothin else as though it's just a normal day, like it could always be that way.

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  Tropical storm Odalys and hurricane Polo have a fantastic opportunity to do something extraordinarily stupid-dangerous this coming Sunday afternoon and I am here for it.

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  Ayyy guess who's in the middle of a print and forgot to account for wiring and cable space between part joints AGAIN

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  evergreen annoyance: ghaad I hate systemd.

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  luv when I get buzzed by a chinook looping through #sanfrancisco on its way to SFO and the whole house shakes 🙄https://globe.adsbexchange.com/?icao=ae6d05

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  Hey #sanfrancisco you know that when a bus or muni train doors are open, you have to STOP, right? Like, when there's concrete island between you and the train, it's the law and you gotta stop your car? You know that, right?

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  Aw fuck yeah, Wizards of the Coast (the folks who do #dnd and #mtg) just joined up with the #CWA, the Communications Workers of America 💪 https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/27/magic-the-gathering-online-unionization

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  Her: You are the only person I know that would remember Clarus Me: I don't believe that for a second

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  Hey in other news, I'm stuck in Solvang for their Bricks ands Builds event showing off LEGO Gatorland all weekend and because I don't really get into wine I'm bored out of my skull. But, Gatorland still looks fantastic 😀🐊

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  Her: "hey, you can add title and labels now in group Signal chats" Me: *immediately sets mine to "meaty thrust machine"* Her: "hey maybe change that?" Me: *changes title to "alien cloaca inspector"* Her: "....that's not better."

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  @APBBlue oh man, make sure you get a Mold-O-Rama of the space needle before you leave!

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  @APBBlue oh PANTS. Alas!

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  Hello I just swept a bunch of cobwebs off the front of my apartment and off my front steps and now my skin and scalp are completely covered in spiders AMA

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  Hey #sanfrancisco don't forget that when your free toilet paper sample shows up in the mail over the next few days from #growsf you use it to wipe your ass and then throw it in the garbage. 👍

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  This goofy John Williams in galaxy's edge is some BULLSHIT

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  Her: "I feel like Talmudic law has been debated less heavily than "Endor's forest moon" vs "the forest moon named Endor""

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  LAX announcements from Mayor Bass note that Los Angeles' highlights are "from our mountains, to our beaches, and all the restaurants in between." I know there's more than just two geological feature-types and places to eat here, ma'am.

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  The Pablo Escobar cocaine hippos ravaging Colombia are the perfect metaphor for long term ill effects that result from short term joys.

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  @signalapp ...yeah, ONLY if the devices are compatible. My previous phone didn't have a backup my new phone could accept, and all my message history was lost. This was two days ago. 🤷‍♀️ (I am hopeful that the next time I change phones, this'll be no longer a problem.)

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  We had a Knife Tank! mini tournament this past week; I came out on top, just edging @hnrfineart with a 7 to 6 win-loss.

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  Had a pre-coffee idea this morning: auto-ejecting USB ports. Device all charged up? Port automatically ejects the cable. Malware on thumb drive? Host spits it out. Files all copied successfully? Ptoooie!