Jesse :neocat_shy_flower:
jessew@mk.cpluspatch.com
<p><span>software, physics, logistics and aerospace enthusiast<br>only slightly brainrotted<br><br>if you look up, you might see some of my code running in low earth orbit at ~8 km/s</span><blockquote><span>"HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO FAST"<br>- </span><a href="https://mk.cpluspatch.com/@ErikUden@mastodon.de" class="u-url mention">@ErikUden@mastodon.de</a></blockquote><blockquote>"this nincompoop so half-witted 💔<span>"<br>- </span><a href="https://mk.cpluspatch.com/@starEyed@plasmatrap.com" class="u-url mention">@starEyed@plasmatrap.com</a></blockquote><blockquote><span>"french, 0/10"<br>- </span><a href="https://mk.cpluspatch.com/@theking@mskey.nekomimi.party" class="u-url mention">@theking@mskey.nekomimi.party</a></blockquote><blockquote><span>"yup,,,, she's gay,,,"<br>- </span><a href="htt
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france is the best country ever holy shit
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boymoder tries to cobble together an outfit for the first time in her damn life chat did i cook
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oh my goodness gracious they love me RE: https://mk.cpluspatch.com/notes/akmssivixuci000a
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"yeah bro i use a custom ROM, how could you tell?"
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growing up with the internet has made my English into a mix of every single American and British dialect at once
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why did the cashier call me "miss" i look NOTHING like a woman
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chjara do you think you'd taste good in a stew
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ABOUT TO EAT 20 CHICKEN NUGGETS
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what the fuck is this what is going on with flashlights i though those were just for making light
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ARGRHRGRHGH
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i can make my RAM transgender
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pretending like i don't see oomf's highly concerning posts because i don't want to bother her
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bro i am not following the metro vending machine on spotify 😭😭😭
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good girls prioritize shareholder value ❤️
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imagine being topped by a redditor and they start saying "w faps"
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frigiel et fluffy
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i've been debugging modded minecraft servers for the last half day and i think i've suffered more than jesus at this point
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TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!!!! 😆😆😆
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oh wow my left boob is very pretty right one sucks
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to people like us, joker day is just normal day
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L'EMPLOIEMENT JUMPSCARE !!!!!
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i just wanted NaNO2 wtf is this
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how do you tell someone you think they're incredibly pretty without sexually harassing them
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meaningless
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me