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  "Man proudly bragging about how he gamed the system" is so cute in 2026. Oh, the dealer gave you such a big discount? You made out like a bandit on black Friday? You had everything fixed right before the extended warranty expired? You saved how much with that coupon code? You know a guy who can do this for half the price? Wow. Go you!

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  TIL orcas can't drink sea water. They have weak mammal kidneys that can't process so much salt. They get their water by eating seals. That's giving me great ideas for a new sports drink line...

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  You can have lap record. As a treat.

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  First blood!

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  All these circuit breakers seem to have square drive slash flat head combination screws. Someone called this "square with wings". I cannot for the life of me find a driver that has the square and the wings. I do have the nifty Phillips/slotted combo drivers. They're great for wiring outlets. Is there someone who makes square/slotted combo drivers?

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  Walking around in public with cargo shorts and compression socks. Peak dating material, clearly I am not.

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  Why am I so agitated tonight? Just can't seem to calm down. Oh right, I don't do a drugs. That's probably why.

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  Watching Logan's Run, and I'm reminded that in the future all computers are made of dynamite. As a computer expert, I agree with this design philosophy.

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  I am a machine that turns [being cold] into [installing an alternator].

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  I know when people are helping me I have to be way less picky. I just don't know if I can ever not be "ruins $300 in lumber" picky.

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  I am just not sure where I went wrong. I'm not sick with anything, but there's a food clog in janus tube gamma. Is this the winter's reduction in fruits and veggies catching up with me? I've been eating salads and fiber and now I just feel *blugh*. Why can't my body just body? Anyway, don't google this, but some of you know what "impaction" is and mother gravy I do not need that again.

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  TIL that screen mesh finer than 20x20 squares per inch is sold as "No-See-Ums" screen. Because that's what you call tiny insects. I guess.

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  Watching commercials from my birth year in the late 70s and it's so cringe. It honestly feels like a Tim & Eric parody. It's so catastrophically waspy too. Crazy Eddie seems like the most sane thing, since it's so obviously satirical. This battery commercial is showing how "tough" and "manly" the C-cell is, wanna fight about it? I get 14 minutes of dim brown light out of this bad boy. Let's fucking go.

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  "People should just not do bad things when told to do them" is such an awful take when it comes to novel things not yet grounded in societal rules or legal precedent. "Just quit and starve if you have to do AI" isn't going to solve anything. "Just get another job if your company wants to track user behavior" there are no shortage of people who need the money enough to do this work. Not everyone has enough privilege to say no, and...

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  O, the irony of building a garage so I could do projects without being affected by weather. Only to hit an age where even the slightest damp day makes every joint in my body hurt. Not so much a complaint as much as it "just figures" lol

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  Going to enjoy the shit out of this lemon pound cake. For reasons.