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Iván Strider Markov

ivan@possum.city

<p><span>my name is ivan and i eat glass<br><br>welcome boys and girls (and anything outside or in-between) to my EVIL profile<br><br>I am an EVIL person from EVIL Spain who likes to tinker with EVIL computers <br><br>I am half human, and half machine.<br><br>refer to my website </span><a href="https://ivanmarkov.net">https://ivanmarkov.net</a><span> for your non-ironic needs.<br><br></span>​:aspect_time:​<span><br><br>Shoutout to my moiral </span><a href="https://possum.city/@kokofish" class="u-url mention">@kokofish</a> </p>

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    hey you know the ladybird project looks pretty good, i should read more about it and ... oh COME ON

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    Some of the people in this thread have watched too much Black Mirror RE: https://mastodon.de/users/ErikUden/statuses/116611159697312350

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    I&#39;m moving to another instance! Feel free to reach out to me by one of my contacts

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    WHY IS FEDI LEWD NOW. I&#39;M IN LEWD FEDI

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    modern C++ is like a beautiful house where 3 rooms are on fire and one room is filled with bees and you just kind of learn which doors not to open and i still swear by it

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    My switch got hardware banned but you know hardware banned b with that b at the end for no reason is hbb which actually stands for hardware BROUGHT BACK

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    Why don&#39;t we eat uranium, shit has 20 billion calories per gram

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    Iván has no R in it

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    i have mononucleosis rn and it&#39;s hilarious because it&#39;s supposed to make you bedridden but im just SO used to chronic pain, masking tiredness and pushing through that i managed to go for a whole week still functioning normally and EVEN WEIGHTLIFTING. I am extremely lucky that my spleen didnt explode

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    im a diabetic alcoholic YES we exist YES i need help

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    im blak - blak

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    im the friend btw RE: https://possum.city/notes/alkot9v9434p02de

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    @lizzy@social.vlhl.dev I speak Spanish Latin based language I&#39;m Latino

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    If bacteria&#39;s byproduct is poop then CO2 is human poop and sparkling water is human poop water

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    Being diabetic is awesoem cause you&#39;ll be super angry and want to murder someone only to check your glucose and find out it&#39;s super high so you know your anger is actually probably chemically induced so you gotta sit with it for two hours til your glucose goes down because I guess your emotions are just invalid til then 🌈

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    It also sucks that I talk about it so much but also HOW AM I EXPECTED NOT TO when the whole premise of my life is to look at a number on my phone or if I don&#39;t I&#39;ll genuinely just die in two hours and that&#39;s not even hyperbole LMAO RE: https://possum.city/notes/alc2tp9i9sll03b1

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    Willpower is crazy Who Is will

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    some of y&#39;all fedizens really try to batte against the technofascists by attacking the foundations. WOW! Great job 👍 very smart 😄 this is the correct target ❤️ . Yep! Leave big tech alone, we have these pesky non-profits to deal with ❤️

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    my name is Iván NOT Ivan

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    hot fucking take straight out of the oven: type 2 diabetes is influenced by lifestyle factors the same way that cancer is, and we aren&#39;t making fun of cancer patients.