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  Had the polarburr teef cleaned today. Still in burrfect condition for a 49 year old. The dentist still tried to upsell me on Invisalign for $5k because of a slight overbite. Yeah, no thanks. I go to the optometrist on Saturday since it's been two years. Burr eyes need more power. They aren't aging as well as my teef. I need out of this human suit and into a proper anthro polarburr.

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  Had the burr eyes checked out. I've been upgraded to progressives. Hopefully I can get used to them easily. I pick them up in two weeks.

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  I've been cleaning out the pantry, so why not make chili since it's finally cooling off somewhat. I didn't have the traditional kidney beans, but I had pinto beans in the back of the pantry. It smells great and should be ready this evening.

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  Willy heard you like cats in your timeline. So here's Willy. #catsofmastodon #catseveryday #catseverywhere

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  I'm leaving work. There better be a hot fox dude in my bed when I get home. I haz a need. 🐻‍❄🍆💦🦊

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  RIP Roger Sweet, creator of He-Man and his fabulous secret powers! https://youtu.be/FR7wOGyAzpw?si=suFl-MXBper5qErj

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  I discovered a #stupiddovenests on my fence today. And she has a babby chick. #birds

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  It's A/C compressor week at work it seems. I've done three so far. The first one I already dumped in the metal scrap bin.

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  Happy burrthday to the best lionburrs, @LeoBurr May Burrs get all the tigs this year! 🦁🐻🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯

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  If any bunny boys want to be sinful with a polarburr, today's the day for it. It's what Jesus died for.