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  I do love it when my address breaks "international" forms.... Get your shit together people! Use Unicode/UTF-8! It's the new hot shit since 1991! #programming #i18nFail #form

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  RE: https://ard.social/@tagesschau/117347226948137666 Also bei Pegel 40cm in Köln und einem GlW dort von 139cm und einer auf den GlW bezogenen Fahrrinnentiefe von 2,50 bedeutet das, das die Fahrrinne bei Köln nur noch 2,50 - 1,39 + 0,40 = 1,51 Meter tief ist. Also vieleicht stellenweise tiefer, aber da sollte man nicht drauf bauen... Ja, theoretisch kann man da durchlaufen. Praktisch würde ich eventuell davon abraten. Beim Pegel Kaub ist die Fahrrinne nur noch 1,90 - 0,77 + 0,02 = 1,15 Meter...

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  @movetodevnull@phpc.social Hatte ich das richtig verstanden, das du am 26.11. bei der @phpugffm@phpc.social vorbeischauen wolltest und was über die herausforderungen beim konsolidieren von Software im Verwaltungs-Umfeld erzählen wolltest? 😇

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  I just had an idea. Which VC people could I ask to get the funding for a several billion startup? The Goal: Harvest electricity from lightningbolts.... Should work in several decades... 😁

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  Submitted a few last-minute proposals to @ConFooCa@techhub.social Let's see whether I will be able to visit Montreal next year....

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  Tech-Bros running in a bubble of "technology is unpolitical" that is beyond me. But hey! We are all just following orders, aren't we.... Tech is becoming more and more political. Because it always was! And it always will be!

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  Finally back home after a great @phpugffm@phpc.social meetup. Intimate, but great talks and awesome chats! I had fun and learned someting new, so 🎉 And thanks to #byte5 for the hospitality!

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  🤣 Volker Pispers in "Bis neulich" von 2007: "Weiß eigentlich irgendjemand warum der Glos Wirtschaftsminister geworden ist? Lothar Mathäus hätte doch auch Zeit gehabt" Und der Name scheint tatsächlich Austauschbar zu sein.... Also ... Der des Wirtschaftsministers... 🙈

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  I am tempted to create a CI-pipeline action that fails whenever a git-commit doesn't explain *why* a change was made. #git #commit

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  Did I mention that my tea-cup has the ideal size? #stroopwafel

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  Looks like I'll be in Amsterdam next weekend... 🎉

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  So... PHP and Javascript comparison.... Parsing a URL: PHP: var_Dump(parse_url('example.com:80')); array(2) { ["host"]=> string(11) "example.com" ["port"]=> int(80) } JavaScript: a = new URL('example.com:80'); URL { href: "example.com:80", origin: "null", protocol: "example.com:", username: "", password: "", host: "", hostname: "", port: "&quo...

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  Wow. I grew up near a city directly at the river rhine. It has an official gauge for the river rhine. The lowest known value of that gauge was 2cm recorded in 2018. Today the official value is -5cm.... 🤯 This is *not* just a hot summer! #dontLookUp #climatechange

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  WTF? Wenn ich in einem Formular einen Date-Picker benutze und dann das vom DatePicker eingetragene Datum nicht den Anforderungen entspricht... Dann habe *ich* nichts falsch gemacht.... Kann ich was dafür, das mein Browser auf `en` eingestellt ist?

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  You know what's worse than an email with "Kindly note the attachment"? An email with "You have a new document in your inbox. Simply log in to your online banking to retrieve the document." And I am not even talking about the "simply"... I am customer at an insurance company that sends me these documents directly via a PHP encrypted email. It *is* possible to use email for secure communication. But seemingly not for german banks.

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  Hey Google: Was an diesem Lied könnte altersabhängig "unangemessen" sein? 🤔 https://der-butterwegge.de

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  5 Jahre liegen also zwischen "Deutschland spielt ganz oben auf der internationalen politischen Bühne auf Augenhöhe mit" und "kann ich bitte den Möchtegern Diktatoren der Welt in den Arsch kriechen" Danke an all die geBILDeten Menschen da draußen, die sich da vor den Karren haben spannen lassen! Könnten dann jetzt mal Leute ans Ruder, die Ahnung haben? Oder sind 4 Mark 50* für den Liter Sprit noch nicht genug? Hauptsache das Orchester spielt weiter. Aber nix gegen die AfD...

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  So I've been three weeks up in scotland. Today we drove back to Dover. This is the first evening I got myself a jacket on.... 🙈

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  Sitting here on the side of the Lancaster Canal and for some reason have to think of Kenny Body from whom I haven't heard in far too long. Hope everything is fine on your end!

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  Good by scotland! It was a blast and I hope it's not the last time! And of course you're not making this an easy good by. #scotland #photography

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  I just booked my stay for the PHP developer days in Dresden on 25th of September. Next up? Write some content and brew some beer... Yes, you heard that right. Those are connected... Thanks @phpugdd@phpc.social for organising! And who knows: I might have my kayak with me so if there's someone around that wants to hit the Elbe on Saturday/Sunday for a paddle through the Elbsandstein: I'm game! #php #phpdd26

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  Today I've been kayaking around Seil. And as I passed Easdale along the way I had to stop and see the island and the remains of the slate-industry here. And obviously enjoy the view. This was far more impressive than the bridge over the atlantic - though that was fun 😁 Oh. Should you go kayaking there: beware of the tidal current in and out of Cuan Sound. It can turn into a maelstrom. And I did hear that Cuan Sound! It didn't sound healthy! #kayaking #slate #easdale

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  How do you know your condition is serious? The doc only offers the big or the hospital-sized packages of your medicine. Be that Ibuprofene or cortisone or whatever else might come in handy.... 🙈 /me peels cortisone from a 50 pill blister

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  Do I go down the rabbithole of finding a replacement container-image now that bitami/openldap is for paying customers only? Or do I directly divert to building my own openldap image? I "only" need it for end-to-end testing an ldap-authentication plugin 🙈

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  So: One year ago I got my new paddle. A "roofing batten" as some german paddlers call it. And just yesterday a passing sailor commemted.on the beautiful paddle. It has been my trusted thrust-companion on over 500km on oceans, seas, lakes and rivers through all conditions up to 5 beaufort in this last year. So: Thank you Jochen for the great "Stick" #kayaking #greenlandpaddle

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  Your favourite WebSearchService is a Concierge-Service. If you want to see a show: In the early days of the internet you checked the local YellowPages for venues and then went there of phoned them to check for shows. Perhaps you found one that you liked. Then came the time where you asked the concierge and they pointed you to theaters that had shows on. You went there and checked.

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  Scots don't mess about when it comes to parking charges. Taken at Fionnphort on the Isle of Mull #scotland #trafic #fionnphort

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  TIL: Seals (animal! Not soldier!) want at least 100 meter distance between them and you. And that's less than it looks like! And you better make sure that you keep it. Otherwise they make you! (Neither seals nor kayakers were harmed during the learning process 🙈) #Kayaking

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  Any DoctrineORM-Gurus here that can help me? I assume that a PostPersist event is triggered when the data is stored to the DB. Do I also assume right that that happens within a transaction and that doesn't mean the data "survives" a transaction rollback? #doctrine #orm #PHP

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  @mina@berlin.social But it's soooo convenient! /rant