healyn
healyn@normal.style
<p>Hi! I'm healyn. You may remember me from such instances as mastodon.social</p><p>He/Him</p><p>I mostly save my sports opinions for my <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://allpro.social/@jetsmetsclown" class="u-url mention">@<span>jetsmetsclown</span></a></span> account</p>
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Nice pick, @Taweret@timeloop.cafe Always love some Vincent Price action #monsterdon
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After watching the #monsterdon movie, I checked out the current NFL game and now I'm thinking about any Vincent Price role replaced with Cris Collinsworth "Now here's a guy who knows what to do with a head in a box", etc
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Classic woman behavior, getting all emotional about being locked in a haunted house smh #monsterdon
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"Great work, Vincent Price. Can we try a take where you speak like a normal person? No? Ok. Ok, we'll just go with that one" #monsterdon
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I don't think it's "a funny thing" when "the bones came up", but this was a different time #monsterdon
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Should probably be more discussion about all the horrors Oprah Winfrey has amplified Satanic panic, Dr Oz, Dr Phil, multiple grifter psychics
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True story: I was once menacingly texted by the husband of someone who worked at this club
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I don't judge anyone who plays video games, but I'm glad I stopped playing them before I got to the point where I wanted to fuck a video game character
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Watching football tonight instead of #monsterdon Still scarred from the last movie where Dean Stockwell spends 2 hours making Jordan Peele sketch facial expressions
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Saw someone point this out on bluesky, and it's pretty bonkers When Medicaid work requirements kick in next year, you could probably get around them by finding any sporting event that is -110 on each side, open up separate sports betting accounts, bet on one team on one app, then bet on on the opposing team on the other You'd have to bet around $1,290 once each half of the year. You'd win one side of each bet, and end up paying ~$120/year in fees for health insurance https://www....
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In my experience, a good way to suss out fraud is to simply say, "explain this to me like I was 5 years old"
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I am not a particularly smart guy, but I'm capable of reading source documents. And it's wild when you get called out on shit you learned from those documents I once saw a guy online ask, "Was the Civil War *really* about slavery?" and the answer is yes. The articles of secession explicitly state that shit!
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Ultimately, the most important takeaway from 9/11 is there was a fail son (Bin Laden) who murdered a bunch of people, thinking something would happen within the US (that didn't happen), followed by another fail son (GW Bush) killing even more people in hopes it would do something that did not happen Nothing really happened, politically. Only cost ~1 million lives
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hate when I get charged late fees for forgetting to return the Necronomicon to the library in time #monsterdon
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Jesus Christ
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sooo, The Dunwich Horror? #monsterdon
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It must have been so easy for US Navy recruiters prior to this year to get teenagers to enlist "No real ongoing wars, learn some technical stuff, full tuition" And the reality has become, "living on an aircraft carrier for years, two Lunchable PB&J snacks per day because we forgot about food"
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what the fuck, Paul Sorvino is in this movie??!!! #monsterdon
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The Stuff is a movie about how many actors clearly not from the south you can get to attempt a southern accent, and the results are fascinating and beautiful #monsterdon
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*working as an undercover fed with an ice cream stand, then whipping out the biggest walkie talkie ever invented to say, "here he comes"* #monsterdon
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lol fucking Danny Aiello is in this? #monsterdon
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Trying to think of a goofy sci-fi movie that Paul Newman was in so #monsterdon can avoid Sean Connery or Charlton Heston, but I'm not sure there is one Best I can come up with is The Towering Inferno, a disaster movie with a stacked cast that is a disaster of a movie
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It was nice to finally see the origin of this meme #monsterdon
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Sam Neill really needs to calm the fuck down #monsterdon
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Just laughed out loud when Sam Neill told a demon (maybe Satan?), "your book sucked!" #monsterdon
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I'd still probably make out with Julie Carmen while she's doing that demonic stuff #monsterdon
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It sucks that wealthy guys these days will never truly go broke. It's never personal liability when any of these guys loses billions Shoutout to my favorite NFL owner of all time, Leonard Tose. Owned the Philadelphia Eagles up until 1985. He had to sell them after gambling all his money away (he tried suing casinos for getting him too drunk. This did not work) He died destitute, which is terrible and sad, but it would kinda be nice if any ultra-rich person felt a fraction of that fear
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Something that kind of irrationally irks me in movies and tv shows is when a character gets a call to "turn on the news", and when they get to the right channel, the news report is basically at the beginning I'd like to see one scene where the protagonist "turns on the news" and it's already on to the local weather
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The US is simply going "retro" (about to bring back polio)
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The worst thing any high school english teacher can do is force students to read Ethan Frome. A lot of these kids are already dealing with depression