happybadger [he/him]
happybadger@hexbear.net
<p>Working class employee of the Sashatown Central News Agency, the official news service of the DPRS Ministry of State Security. Your #1 trusted source for patriotic facts.</p>
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 RIP In piss
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What kind of silly baby are you?
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Operation Driving Drunk To Another Intervention And Screaming I'm Not An Alcoholic And To Prove It To Everyone I Guess I Have To Drink An Entire Bottle Of Vodka And Show That I Just Have A Naturally High Tolerance Unlike You Fucking Alcoholics Who Can't Drive On Four Beers Fuck It Alright Make It A Bottle Of Vodka And A Bottle Of Vodka If You Don't Believe Me None Of You Ever Fucking Believe Me And It's So Stressful That I Need A Drink Before I Do This
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>As President, I could get them on my side anytime I want to, but when they call, I don’t return their calls because I’m too busy on World and Country Affairs and, after a few times, they go “nasty,” actually see you dont hate me you just loveeeeee DRAMA and I HATE DRAMA so even if i wanted to call you im actually too busy bein PRESIDENT to talk to you and thats STRESSFUL but YOU DONT CARE ABOUT ME YOU FUKCING HATE ME