charlotte
halva@mk.absturztau.be
<p>200x | @ BMSTU | a communist of some kind | i โ:lesbianthoughts:โ <a href="https://mk.absturztau.be/@mikelovesbikes@hear-me.social" class="u-url mention">@mikelovesbikes@hear-me.social</a> <3 <3</p>
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we've lost the plot RE: https://shrimp.starlightnet.work/notes/arffamjzga6fa2nb
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"ive been using this extremely expensive subscription based search engine that only works with english and no other language and i dont understand how anyone is still using the free de facto standard search engine that has indexed most of the internet for most of the world's languages" RE: https://mastodon.social/users/freediverx/statuses/117297901137034873
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something that's always bothered me about werewolf media is how they're always portrayed as being caught off-guard by full moons. motherfucker you've been a lycanthrope for the past 20 years, SURELY you could've learned to track your 29-day cycle by now
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coca cola have changed their official font to marlboro as a subtle nod to the fact you'd be better off smoking a pack than drinking that garbage
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chinese and russian code RE: https://mastodon.social/users/arstechnica/statuses/116958168233634844
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humans are just stochastic parrots. they can't do "mafs" with their limited context windows.
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every so often i think about how you can just order a laser weapon from aliexpress and burn someone's house down and nobody will ever know
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russian libertarians might be the most cucked population on earth
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gay sex
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i feel like im going fucking insane, i haven't once had my passkeys rejected by anybody, across android hardware backed, google password manager, bitwarden (stored on vaultwarden on my own premises) or protopass what are you people talking about RE: https://cosocial.ca/users/timbray/statuses/112339186728840038
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fable 5 put on hold, as predicted by the oracle
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the only thing worse than climate in moscow is the taganskaya square intersection
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@iowoof@social.iowoof.com @rf@mastodon.ml truth pipe bomb
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RF engineers are actual real life wizards dude
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how often do you think about the fact that they blew up lenin's ass in st petersburg in 2009
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me when i have to feed my chud son Beige and water because i hate him
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cars have a certain aura of evil that trains simply do not possess
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there's a windows 7 key in the epstein files and it's totally functional and activates windows 7 home premium https://www.justice.gov/epstein/files/DataSet%201/EFTA00002467.pdf
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including henry george in "basic liberal theory" is hilarious im not gonna lie
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๐จ๐ง๐ซ Ibrahim Traore blocked JavaScript in Burkina Faso He said, "It's not an Web value, but a Chromium degeneracy"
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zohran mamdani is actually new york's first ever spiritually greek mayor
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are american shooters only allowed to aim at schoolchildren or something
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"never once were you truly alive" go so so so hard as a lyric line
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this fuckass bell is the most complex piece of tech i own dude. impossible to install
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if there's anything one can always commend the cs3 team for, it's QA. i don't think any live service game in the industry is as perfectly polished as FFXIV
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im gonna need a better saddle, grips and pedals
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i wouldn't survive in finland BECAUSE im one of those weirdos who likes the taste of licorice
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bringing zenos back for 8.0 is objectively the funniest thing SE can do