Sea Hag 🦭
hagaesthetic@mastodon.social
<p>Well hello 👋🏻 <br />Sea hag here, just moping about on the internet.<br />I want to see your <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/orchids" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>orchids</span></a>, watercolors, and cute animals!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/orchid" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>orchid</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/bloomscrolling" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>bloomscrolling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/seascape" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>seascape</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/watercolor" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>watercolor</span></a></p>
Posts
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#bloomscrolling
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This is my favorite flower photo I’ve ever taken. I was on a walk with my mom in her new neighborhood she moved to after retiring. We just happened upon this one incredible tulip amongst a bunch of greenery and a garden hose. #bloomscrolling
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This is the same orchid bloom a few weeks apart. The one on the right, with more cream and blush tones, is how it looked when it first opened. The golden yellow one on the left is how it looks today. It also developed a wonderful sweet floral fragrance. #orchids #orchid
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NBD but I had a really productive day. I woke up early, ate breakfast, went outside, ate second breakfast, napped, figured out my sexuality, played video games with my cousin, and now here I am, ready for bed on time.
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I have this neurotic need to know exactly why somebody likes me. It’s reassuring to hear “I like you” at first but then I just can’t stop wondering why.
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Today was a doozy. I got the sign-off to swim again so it was all worth it.
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Have your cake and eat a salad, too.
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I’m feverishly picking my skin. Being all scabby is sure to impress my date tomorrow.
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A coworker I rarely interact with saw some pictures of me and said “you’re really funny.” So is it my face or?
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There’s nothing quite like a night alone with my thoughts and all the doomy news to start off a weekend.
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It’s “I’m tired” o’clock
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I’d be more into adventures if I had a magic school bus.
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I took the day off so I could spend the day at a pool. It was so much better than going to work!
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Horses can’t tiptoe because their legs are actually fingers.
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I spent 13 hours with 3 coworkers today. I called them all my best friends, asked each of them who their favorite coworker is (none said me 😅), and opened up about my extreme fear of being interviewed. I’d say it wasn’t the worst day but I could have been more unhinged.
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This hag doesn’t want to go to work today (or any day).
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What are the chances these 4 shots of espresso in my mocha will make me feel fine and good this morning?
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I’m feeling grateful this morning. I’m not in pain, my doomscrolling has been less doomy, and it’s still the beginning of the day.
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#silentSunday
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My “get up and go” went down for a nap.
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My unscented lotion has a scent 😔
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I wore all black to the beach. My mistake. It’s actually warm and sunny.
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I just chugged an uncomfortable amount of liquid. I quenched my thirst but at what cost?
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Does it count as a date if you just hang out for an hour and are awkward the whole time?
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“I successfully spent all day resting” I should think instead of “I wasted my whole day off in bed”
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Don’t go painting waterfalls, just stick to the naps and snacks that you’re used to #watercolor
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Physically I am unwell but mentally I am also unwell.
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The good news is I’m in bed. The bad news is the sun is still up.
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A new day and a new opportunity to sabotage myself.
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I don’t get watching live music. It’s music! You’re supposed to HEAR it.