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Hanneke

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<p>Exquisitely crafted experience for the soul. Sand witch (tradcoder). Made of 18.5% carbon. May contain organs and/or curl. Winner of both the autism and adhd grand lotteries. Cursed with Resting Sad Face. Dabbles in being a bad bitch and is not very good at it.</p><p>Absolutely not a “professional” account. Beware shit posting, transgender topics, sapphic bullshit and sometimes raw emotions. My mind is never out of the gutter. My love language is feature requests. I have opinions on siroopwafelen. GVBeestje superfan.</p><p>No flirting unless we’re already on at least friendly terms. Can’t believe I have to add this but here we are. Never call me, either. You may, however, fascinate me by offering me a piece of cheese.</p><p>Faves are often expressions of support. :BlobhajHeart:</p><p>Fr

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    why is jira 😩

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    Ons heeft koffie

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    Good morning cuties!

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    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah (positive)

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    Hey material scientists of fedi help a gal out here There are many silicone kitchen toys that are safe to use with oil. Notably those little brushes meant to spread oil onto food. So why is it then that when it comes to silicone bedroom toys they say to use only water based lubricants and to stay away from oils?

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    Yesterday My colleague won a price for dancing the macarena I won a price for gabberen I’m either doing this trans girl thing very wrong or very right

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    Vandaag is een goede dag

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    As a programmer myself I really don’t understand the complete infatuation my fellow programmers have with non deterministic and unprovable processes

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    g’morning chat! how are we gendering today?

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    WEEEEEEEEEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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    Why the fuck is @signalapp@mastodon.world over 600 million bytes (this question can be asked of almost any software these days)

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    Yawwwn, good morning queerios 🥱

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    Oooh a chore that I wanted to do was already done yesterday!!

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    De at5 livestream zoomt in op de telefoon van iemand met beter zicht 🥲

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    Those little moments of bi awakening are weird as fuck

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    Impromptu rp’ing like we’re high school with a friend is low key hilarious

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    Flash!

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    Amanda is so cuuuuuuute omg

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    Come on Tim, why does my phone install an update when I am more or less actively using it (less than a minute after I clicked it off), instead of the literal hours before when it knew I was _sleeping_?

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    Oh hey, consciousness has returned yet again Weird how that keeps happening. Not complaining though.

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    PSA: you can (somewhat) mitigate the privacy violations by YouTube link sharing by turning this off. YouTube will still add the tracking part (is=…) so it itself will still know unless you remove it. But if you forget, at least the person opening the link will not know, which seems prudent when sharing links publicly. For me, this was turned on by default, because of course it was. 😩 :bst: Boosting encouraged

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    Waarom vinden vliegen altijd wel hun weg naar binnen maar nooit de weg naar buiten?

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    Listening to a podcast where one of the hosts says “for sure” every other sentence If you were to make a drinking game out of it, you’d die.

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    I will keep dying on this hill

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    Look at my fancy new earrings by @ayke!