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  So fucking irritated today. I should go lie down for ten minutes to see if I can regulate.

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  <whispering in your ear on the subway> “… toenails”

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  Not but even though I’m bad at swimming, my lung capacity is now insane thanks to it.

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  There was no presumptive air.

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  Fuck. Getting a wtupid crush

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  I am annoyed with developers who, upon encountering an error, tried to address it by effectively suppressing the error (which reasonably caused other errors). If your code is throwing errors, you should investigate why the errors are happpening, not just slap a band-aid on it.

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  Last night I dreamt I met the love of my life, and then he ghosted me for five months, but it turns out he was in jail, couldn’t make bail, and didn’t know anybody’s number to call.

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  It’s hard to come up with a good nickname for a #gymCrush when you already know their real name.

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  Is there a term for the #boardgames mechanic of “collect this combination of resources and turn them in to complete this objective card/tile for points”? I want to call it recipe fulfillment

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  @diffractie@glitterkitten.co.uk @jaykass@mastodon.online only about 8.3 jarjars (I’m trying to coin an SI unit. Would “nettles” be better? 8.3 jarjars sounds like 8.3x as annoying as jarjar, so maybe he’s like the light year of annoyance.)

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  The relatively new (?) English construction of using "wait but [why]” to emphasize a fact or realization is mirativity (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirativity) I think? Is this right? Examples, someone might hear a song for the first time and exclaim, "Wait but why is that so good!”They are not asking a question about an explanation for the goodness of the song. They are merely emphasizing how good it is along with their own surprise. #linguistics

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  Meet me at the macaroni pit