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  my natural edging as a serene grace iron head whereas you may cum but what if 60% flinch chance?

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  THIS IS A CERTIFIED SHRIMP

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  pool full of shrimp and you dive in it

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  im curious how old did y'all think i was lol

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  i come back and jesus christ we should really just delete mastodon.social

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  not my work unironically telling us to caveman speak claude to save on tokens ;-;

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  OH: you're mommy's little CI/CD engineer and i'm going to make you learn github actions and github consequences

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  do you think jimothy cool's auspicioussy would prospitiously blessurt

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  i love saying "as the kids say" and then following up with a saying no one has ever said in their entire life

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  the morning after an emotional breakdown always feels like a new day

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  gamer before hrt: yeah im a gamer i oppress women and minorities gamer after hrt: yeah im a gamer i am women and minorities

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  i should get a calvin klein bra i can pull off a calvin klein bra i think

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  guess i'm the mf who just doesn't like witch hat atelier

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  dear invincible knowers, is omni man like cool now? idk from his like clips he seems chill now

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  holy fuck i knew microsoft teams was ass but the developer experience is even asser

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  Today's posts can be completely reasonable, but feel icky. That's probably because they're written by generative AI! Those posts: - Sound good but unnatural - Frequently use the em dash - Have succinct bullet points like this - Use emojis even when not necessary Meanwhile, homegrown posts: ▪️ Skip concepts such as "grammar" or "formatting" ▪️ Use non sequitur humor such as "skibidi man, find my pages" ▪️ Are written by trusted fedi folk This isn't a...

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  oh my god karl jobst is going back and suing billy mitchell ... in the US ... as an australian native ... representing himself hmmmmmmmmmm

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  fucked up at work again but i think this time it's due to being forced to rely on ai tools i'm deskilling myself and i'm not liking it so you know what? let's try to not use ai tools anymore

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  HATE I AM COMPELLED TO USE AI IT ROBS ME OF MY SKILL THEN WHEN I LOSE MY SKILL I AM PUNISHED BY MY BOSSES HATE

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  ok fuck this fuck ai i ain't using this work shit anymore my performance over the past 3 months has tanked due to this shit so no fucking more

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  classic John FirstName LastName FaceInPFP RE: https://social.coop/users/scottjenson/statuses/116352800579635299

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  i want you to imagine a show you really liked that ended good ending, characters got what they wanted or deserved, chapter closed few years go by, and it's got a sequel? same showrunners, new and interesting premise i want you to imagine the feeling of learning that news that is how i feel about the renewed karl jobst vs billy mitchell lawsuit

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  "data lake" "data warehouse" "data lakehouse" yeah i don't think this client knows what they want

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  something i've been working on

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  the Types of fedi user Luna Catgirl: meow meow trans girl cat girl also programmer who for some reason is working on some insanely complex shite you can't even wrap your head around Chudlicus Maximus: FOSS enthusiast but doesn't code and also uses AI Grung G. Ler: friend of Luna Catgirl, they play minecraft together Corporate Cody: the posts on their page express fully the opinions of them and their employer Technology Connections: he is his own type because he's prolly off sayi...

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  another day another store champs livepost thread here!

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  friend finished a commission i asked them to do and OH MY GODS IT'S PERFECT I LOVE IIIT SO MUCH I LOVE SLIMES RAAAAHHHH