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  Australian time zones as an alignment chart. Lawful good: Western Australia, UTC+8:00 Neutral good: Northern Territory, UTC+9:30 Chaotic good: Norfolk Island, UTC+11:00/UTC+12:00 Lawful neutral: Queensland, UTC+10:00 True neutral: Southeast states, UTC+10:00/UTC+11:00 Chaotic neutral: South Australia, UTC+9:30/UTC+10:30 Lawful evil: Davis Base, UTC+7:00 Neutral evil: Eucla, UTC+8:45 Chaotic evil: Lord Howe Island, UTC+10:30/UTC+11:00

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  Daylight saving time works by shaming your work ethic into getting up because the clock says 6:something instead of 5:something, thereby making you start your day sooner. A couple of years of always-on DST will blunt that pretty quickly and nullify any benefit.

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  Oh that’s not good.

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  Preposterous

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  I don't remember participating in the original survey exploring the familiarity of Jewish English terms among Australian and American Jewish and non-Jewish people, but I was informed that the paper based on the survey has been published, and it's highly illuminating for a linguistics nut like me. Generally, Australian non-Jews are less likely to be familiar with Jewish English terms (chutzpah, shlep, kvetch, menorah) than their American counterparts, with the exception of a small set o...

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  Falsehoods ADHDers believe about tasks • I’ll remember to do the task today • I’ll remember to do the task • I’ll remember that the task exists

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  What’s the most pages of a book you’ve disliked but continued to read, slogging through, before you either finished the book or stopped reading it?

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  Always a joy* to see which important foreign keys the creator of this database figured didn't need to be indexed. Query that should take seconds is timing out after ten minutes because I had the temerity to join two tables.

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  New rule: A machine shall not refer to itself in the first person. shit.

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  You are at pedestrian crossing lights away from an intersection with sporadic clumpy traffic.

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  LET IT BE KNOWN THIS SIGN HAS SHOWN: NO PARKING ZOWN CARS WILL BE TOWN

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  Sometimes I feel like my generation is the last to correctly know how to alphabetize a list of names.

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  All you people suddenly advocating for the abolition of copyright because it’s being inconsistently enforced, without offering an alternative for creatives to not be ripped off, have evidently never created anything.

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  If you missed my musical concert last week at #NHAMfest26, or if you’d like to catch it again, you can stream it on my spanking new hyper8 site: https://video.futzle.com/concerts/live-in-absentia/ #SingerSongwriter #IndieMusic #piano #guitar #ukulele #clank #TextsWithVoid #BigBoatStuckSong

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  I didn’t have “find a password manager that isn’t funding fascism” on my plate today, fucking thanks for the unnecessary extra labour, @1password@1password.social

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  Happy Meteorological I Don’t Even Know What Seasons Are Any More to those who celebrate.

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  This concludes my #PyconAU livetooting. Any further mentions will be CW’d as a courtesy to your timelines.

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  I suppose the cat's out of the bag. I'll be at #NHAMfest #NHAMfest26, with "Live in Absentia", a prerecorded* concert of original music, performed and recorded lovingly and amateurishly over the last four days and inexpertly mixed and edited by a complete novice (me). Streams Thursday 27 August 2026 at 10.00 UTC (20.00 AEST, 18.00 AWST, 12.00 CEST, 06.00 EDT) at https://fest.nham.co.uk/ (no registration required, just drop in at the appointed time). My show's an hour long...

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  Esteemed live performers: I run Mac OS, and I wonder if you can recommend me software that can turn my Mac into an effects box, using the VST plugins that are already on it. Switching effects in and out, live, is essential. Routing audio inputs, live, would be great. I don’t think my DAW (Cubase Pro) would do this easily. Edit: this is what a”VST host” is, isn’t it? What’s a VST Host that you like on the Mac?

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  Songs that are about other, now-lost, songs: - Crocodile Rock [Elton John] - The Monster Mash* [Bobby Pickett] - Tennessee Waltz* [Patti Page] - Best Song Ever [One Direction] - Killing Me Softly With His Song [Roberta Flack] - Jailhouse Rock [Elvis Presley] - Play That Song [Train] - Tribute [Tenacious D] - Sing it Back [Moloko] - Eagle Rock [Daddy Cool] - National Anthem of Nowhere [Apostle of Hustle] - The Late Greats [Wilco] - I Heard Your Song On The Radio [Peccadillo] - The Black Hit Of S...

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  The fact that the melody of“Do-Re-Mi” from The Sound of Music uses accidentals not enumerated by the song bothers me a lot.

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  Have you ever turned back the system clock on a piece of hardware so that the software on it will keep running?

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  Speaking of trackers, it would have been 1988 and I came across a “music editor” for my Amiga through the usual channels (my big brother brought home a disk from school, I ask no questions). It came with some example tracks which I reverse-engineered. I painstakingly transcribed my own songs onto the software. This was long before I knew what a “sequencer” was, and before I had a four-track tape recorder. Eventually I upgraded to a proper, purchased, MIDI sequencer (Music-X). Reader, it was not...

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  @pyconau@mastodon.pycon.org.au attendees in Brisbane! Please help me gauge how many of the one or more stickers below for me to share at #PyconAU #PyconAU2026 (image in previous post)

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  What’s the most-n “We and our technology partners” cookie consent dialog you’ve encountered in the wild? Current leader: 1231, futurism.com

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  Have you ever deliberately introduced a syntax error into a program to check that the code you’re editing is the code you think you’re running?

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  I've got so many random USB sticks in my office. None of them is labelled. Most don't have a spot on them to write (legibly). But they all have lanyard attachment points. So, hear me out: friendship bracelet letter beads. Oh, this one is W I N D O W S S E R V E R 2 0 1 6, how cute, we'll always be friends.

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  When I say my company is like a family, I mean it in the sense of no one working there can believe they are related to one other, no one admits to using the last of the toothpaste and/or copy paper, I’m always the one restocking the toilet paper, and they are always squabbling in the back while I’m trying to drive until I threaten that they can both get out and walk.

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  Which of these songs from the 1970s-80s British comedy group The Goodies do you know?

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  These silicone trays from the BoardGameGeek store are simply perfect for the 20 different resources used in Ora et Labora. #boardgames