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Florian Engelhardt

flowcontrol@phpc.social

<p>🐘 PHP Core Contributor <br />🧵 ext-parallel Maintainer<br />🔬 PHP Profiling @Datadog<br />⚡ Performance, Concurrency &amp; Observability<br />👨‍👧‍👦 6x Dad</p>

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    &amp;quot;The Luck of the Fryrish&amp;quot;. I&amp;#39;m not crying, you are crying 😢

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    This was exactly what I needed today, thanks @mifa for writing the blogpost 🎉 https://dev.to/mfilej/quickly-format-and-manipulate-json-in-vim-using-jq-2963

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    RE: https://phpc.social/@Skoop/117002585033978331 😔 RIP Kavinsky

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    Are you saying there is/will-be a @Tideways@phpc.social ElePHPant?

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    @phpugdd@phpc.social interesting that there is a bot replicating old Twitter posts 😜 Yet I found your post. Thanks again for having me, it was a blast

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    👶💕 Life just got wilder: a few days ago, we welcomed little Isabell into our family! Now the crew is complete: three girls 👩👩👩 and three boys 👦‍👦‍👦. Life will never be boring! 💛

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    Thanks @nicolasgrekas for fixing a use-after-free in parallel. I just released v1.2.12: https://github.com/krakjoe/parallel/releases/tag/v1.2.12

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    I’m heading to @ConFooCa 2026 in Montréal 🇨🇦 in a few weeks, where I’ll be speaking about two things I care a lot about in the PHP world: observability and multithreading. If you’re going too, let’s connect! Always happy to chat observability, profilers, and real-world performance wins in PHP 🎉 #ConFoo #PHP #Observability #Performance #Multithreading

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    RE: https://hachyderm.io/@itworldcup/115926604229775228 Hey PHP folks, we got another 1 hour and 40 minutes to find 167 votes. GO PHP 🎉

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    #PHP poll: is `sleep(5)` guaranteed to sleep at least 5 seconds?

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    New year*, new parallel release: v1.2.11 just landed with stability fixes 🎉 https://github.com/krakjoe/parallel/releases/tag/v1.2.11 * right on time for the Chinese New Year 🔥🐴

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    RE: https://phpc.social/@flowcontrol/116087650104683820 Not only can it return earlier, it can also return later. Technically, `sleep()` tells the kernel “don’t schedule me until at least X time has passed”. The kernel puts the task into an interruptible sleep state and removes it from the run queue. A timer expiry marks it runnable again, and then the scheduler will run it when it gets CPU time, which can be a bit later depending on load and priority. It can also wake early if a signal interru...