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  Yep ... That's Going Nowhere!

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  Uh ... what?

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  Aw, gosh, thanks for pointing that out. I hadn't even considered your point among my disdain for huge amounts of food going to waste that could otherwise have helped people. You can pat yourself on the virtue signal now.

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  Well … You are unscubscribe, but the original message was sent to y0u.

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  I done had me a case of the hoary puffleg the other night, dagnabbit.

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  I'm tempted to say the Rocky series, given Rocky V. But the fact is, III and particularly IV rocked!

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  I'd like to see Trump fight. It'd be funny. "I know fighting. NOBODY knows more about fighting than me. I was at the MMZ the other night. Big guys came up to me, tears in their eyes, "MR PRESIDENT, can you give me some advice for my next fight?" "Don't get in the octagone with everybody's favourite president", I told him. I meant it as a joke. I do that self-depreciating humour, because I'm so humble. Lot of people don't think I am, but I am. I...

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  You don't. The heron's frozen, too.

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  I close my front door when I get home, rest my head against it, and whisper, "Thank fuck for that".

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  [Once so mighty](https://youtu.be/jSqYbqgyffM), but now undergoing a difficult retirement.

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  Knobsters are part of a knob.

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  Wait, so Shallah ... *ate* Nemo?!

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  Binfluencers?

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  Previously on Dragonball z: "Oooooooooooooooooooollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllleeeeeeeeeeeee! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

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  Because the politicians who could allow it are bribed by health insurance lobbyists to not allow it. There's a *lot* of money at stake for a relative few people, and they'll do anything to not risk it.

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  Don't worry, Aldo. At least the government's fucking you.

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  Put it out the front of your house with a sign saying 'Free mattress to fuck on, so long as I can film you doing it".

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  "I used this to pretend I'm Homelander!"

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  A blue what? Chevrolet?

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  Hope they like cats ...

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  The New York Pussy Department strikes again!

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  We get very few originals like Don Martin anymore.

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  But how many opportunities to quit do you get in life? Might as well go out with some style. Uh ... that *is* 3-ply, isn't it?

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  "And, for some reason, people are sitting nearby, masturbating!"

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  Wait until you find out what they're doing to you through your toilet seat!

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  "Great Rao!" - Pasta Sauce Afficionado, Superman