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  Yeah, they'd sometimes die in those! Totally unprofessional.

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  My sleep schedule is shit. I set everything to 24 hours so that I don't wake up at 8 PM and think that I'm late for my work at 8 AM.

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  Buzz (Devin Ratray) was an asshole in the movie, accused of rape in real life, and convicted of domestic assault in real life. I guess OOP could have included a picture of Tom Wilson (Biff Tannen), an arguably good person IRL, but time travel proved that he's a legacy asshole at every stage of his life. Which is what really happens when you praise bullies. You end up with the bully billionaire presidents that all of these movies tried to warn you about.

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  From what she's said, that song was never meant to make it on the album. It was more of a recording exercise meant to loosen up the band and give them a low-stakes taste of a professional session. The lyrics themselves were written as a joke: a bunch of stupid scenarios that they'd then incorrectly brush off as ironic to make themselves laugh. Everyone you're saying should have warned her actually begged her to include the song on Jagged Little Pill. She said that she pushed back,...

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  > My dream is to taste lightning. Should have checked out [Benjamin Franklin's dinner parties](https://www.nypl.org/blog/2014/11/24/ben-franklin-turkey-electricity) when you had a chance.

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  Are you suggesting that the president is *still* discretely and greedily gobbling dick?

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  Did you know that it's impossible to choke him out? His neck is just too strong. He can't be choked out, not by any puny wrestler, stunt man, nobody can choke out- hey, what smells like shit?

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  I’m impressed how my oldest sister listened to me throughout my life, learned from my suicide attempts, and identified symptoms and behaviors that my parents overlooked. One of her sons is so astoundingly similar to me, and watching how she supports and advocates for him is incredible. Just the way that she sits him down and explains that not knowing that something is a bad choice doesn’t make us bad people as long as we try to do better, or helps him understand his value and her love for him...

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  Nah, already got banned from life. Try banning from death, let's see what fresh new horror we raise.

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  Candyman had a Skin Unit