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ezri@shitpost.trade

<p>your new favorite shitpost daytrader</p><p>now with hobbies! such as: reading sci-fi, (analog) photography, cycling, programming (sometimes), cooking, baking</p><p>boosts &amp; DMs okie, compliments welcome</p><p>i post about sex sometimes. serious horny/kink/nudes posts are cw&#39;ed, silly shitposts with light sexual themes not per se. if you&#39;re a kid i respectfully ask that you do not interact with the serious ones.</p><p>&quot;you are so funny, please don&#39;t go bald&quot; – <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://social.treehouse.systems/@ptrc" class="u-url mention">@<span>ptrc</span></a></span></p><p>banner by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://shitpost.trade/@xyla" class="u-url mention">@<span>xyla</span></a></span></p>

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    you are a world-class federal agent. you are currently assigned to interfere in niche transgender subcultures. your coworker has secretly given you LSD as a prank, which he passes off as an &quot;experiment&quot;. hallucinate as much as possible

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    after the second world war, some dutch houses were equipped with circular stairwells with the purpose of frightening any future german invaders

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    hi how do yall do backups

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    if they don&amp;#39;t sell non smart TVs anymore, i&amp;#39;ll just have to lobotomize a TV

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    OH: neoezri_woozy_pregnant

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    will it hurt baby top of his head??

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    me: would mae: ok but you &#39;would&#39; everyone

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    i dont care if its &quot;unethical&quot; to make human clones, if i get my hands on a clone of myself the things i would do to it will be orders of magnitude less ethical than that anyway

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    RE: https://todon.nl/@emilyenco/117059375298964942 i grew up using ubuntu on the family computer for up to half an hour every day and it made me not a gamer because the only three games i could play were super tux kart, supertux 2 and 0 A.D. so do that if you dont want your child to become a gamer

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    *chomp*

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    just so wild to me that there are ppl out there who aren&#39;t switches like what

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    wrafff

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    my weakness, being told to &quot;x like a good boy&quot; or &quot;be a good boy and x&quot;,,

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    i would 100% date myself, because i have a thing for getting abused

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    @lynn@smol.ch jfc damn

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    i really can&#39;t get enough of how leaves come out on the funny purple film :&gt; praktica nova ii + helios-44M, lomography lomochrome purple xr @ 200 #photography #analogphotography #warsaw

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    spec fops: the line

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    emily :)

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    cyan is such a goated color omfg praktica nova ii + helios-44M, lomography lomochrome purple xr @ 200 #photography #analogphotography

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    the stork market is going crazy rn

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    RE: https://void.rehab/notes/aok8xlr8c6sn6886 i feel scammed :c

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    the ideal program is one which takes no inputs and produces no output

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    longboarding in my kilt always makes me feel like the sickest motherfucker on the road ngl

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    &quot;papers, please&quot; but it&#39;s about trans healthcare and you have to ask them increasingly inappropriate questions

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    lomochrome purple xr (@ 200, iirc) #photography #analogphotography #delft

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    RE: https://shitpost.trade/@ezri/116831441914986093 forgot what prompted this

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    r/edc my (25X, unemployed/puppy) daily kit

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    making up a really smart type of guy, the artificial guy intelligence

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    bratwurst when obedientwurst enters scene:

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    praktica nova ii + helios-44M, lomochrome purple (@200) #photography #delft