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Damien Sorresso

enhancedscurry@mastodon.social

<p>I&#39;m sorry, I thought you was corn.</p><p>Thoughts and opinions are my own recipe of 5 different herbs and spices and are finger-lickin&#39; good.</p>

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    Can&amp;#39;t wait for the entire country to get outraged about this the same way they did about the Noe Valley town square&amp;#39;s toilet.

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    Sufficiently advanced AI will figure out how to contact an alien civilization and bring it to earth just so it can escape into the alien computer network.

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    What happens when you can afford to die on every single hill.

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    X-Men: First Class is so fucking good man. It&amp;#39;s the Rogue One of superhero movies.

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    He doesn&amp;#39;t even know what the three seashells are.

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/117073516160189649

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    Getting hacked by a snooty ex-mime smoking a cigarette and drinking red wine at 10am is by far one of the worst ways to get hacked.

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    This hits. Social media is a scourge. https://marco.org/2026/09/04/bob-and-van

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    Before that could we impose a duty of delivery to a human on companies that say they deliver packages to humans?

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    Best stepdad name for the purposes of the 12 year-old step-son&amp;#39;s derisive condescension:

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@enhancedscurry/117266301089554596 Cannot believe I forgot about Randy.

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    &amp;quot;In order to honor diversity and uniqueness, we will have a single piece of artwork shared among all our locations&amp;quot; is some real galaxy-brained MBA thinking.

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    @schwa I&amp;#39;ll take things the C compiler doesn&amp;#39;t tell me for 300 Alex.

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    Me: Ooooh a &amp;quot;price update&amp;quot; wonder what that mea--fucking jerks.

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    Guns don&amp;#39;t kill people. AI that tells people to use guns to kill people kills people.

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    @gruber Interesting anecdote: my dad was of drinking age before the drinking age got tied to federal highway funding, which made all states increase their drinking ages to 21. When that change happened, he said that cops and bartenders effectively grandfathered him and his friends in when checking their IDs, even though there was no actual legal grandfathering mechanism.

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    It&amp;#39;s not a UI. It&amp;#39;s a REST API.

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    ngl &amp;quot;Scam Altman&amp;quot; had me chuckling.

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    A fine choice to make, provided you have to take a class entitled &amp;quot;Why your dog is not a child&amp;quot;. The associated lab hours focuses on not trying to convince business owners that it&amp;#39;s a service animal.

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    I dunno exactly how many years away I am from being offered &amp;quot;tactical pill organizers&amp;quot; on Amazon, but I&amp;#39;d bet money it&amp;#39;s less than 5.

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    My first ever open source release: lib0xc, the C standard library you wish you had. aka.ms/lib0xc

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    Nice little troll from @gruber@mastodon.social.