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<p>Sets things on fire, yearns for the strength of steel.</p><p>Posts about:<br />- language<br />- kink<br />- girl touching (for fun)<br />- computer touching (for revenge)</p><p>I don&#39;t have a pfp because I am waiting for someone to offer me one.</p><p>My DMs are open to issues and conversations so long as you can treat me as a person.</p><p>My opinions are your opinions. By reading this bio to the end you agree to accept my opinions as invariant fact.</p>

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    Quiz time! What is the vulnerability in the following construction? `$hash = bcrypt($password . $pepper, $salt)` salts are per-user 128-bit nonces, stored in DB. pepper is a global 256-bit secret in base64, kept in an HSM. passwords are user-chosen printable ASCII strings. Application is a public web app. Assume an attacker with read-only SQLi.

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    The advantage of being therian is that you can hold 4 contradictory opinions at once. &quot;On one paw&quot; &quot;On the other paw&quot; &quot;On yet another paw&quot; &quot;On the fourth paw&quot;. You *may* have to roll over on your back for the 4 paw trick, but that usually just results in bellyrubs. And when you get bellyrubs, you won the argument. No question.

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    Thing to claim as your employment when you&#39;re brainwashing girls in your basement?

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    Folks, I need help. How can I be sexist towards my wife in english? The german word &quot;weib&quot; has no good translation. Do I just call her &quot;woman&quot; in a pronunciation that makes it sound like a slur? Please folks, this is critical.

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    Observation: You* can access*** the DB Lounge** with a Deutschland Ticket**** *****. *: As company of someone with BahnBonus Gold status. **: In Hamburg, and anywhere else the DTicket gives access to an ICE connection. ***: On days the ICEs in question run. ****: Your Status Daddy/Mommy has to argue with the entrance staff until they let you in. *****: As long as you don&#39;t linger long enough for the staff to ring up HQ and have HQ tell them to kick you out. We stayed 40mins.

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    Men with ADHD only want one thing and it switches every 25 seconds.

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    Don&#39;t be there: Reasonable, introverted. Don&#39;t be detected: Yeah, don&#39;t talk to me. Don&#39;t be acquired: Wait. But I like when someone just grabs me! Don&#39;t be hit: B-but- But I like! 🥺 Don&#39;t be penetrated: hhnnmpf~ Don&#39;t be killed: ahnhg~~

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    Favourite type of sex?

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    An essential accessibility feature of any game is turning the brightness/contrast up beyond a point considered &amp;quot;the maximum the median player will want&amp;quot;. The fact that Minecraft removed that option pisses me off to no end. I shouldn&amp;#39;t have to install a mod just to go caving while the sun shines into my room. Why put a limit on the brightness setting when not doing so costs 0 money? If you think everyone can see equally well in low light you have clearly never gone sta...

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    My old person belief is that all this newfangled hypnosis stuff that the kids use these days is way too fast and willy-nilly. Back in my day, we had to set up an elaborate reinforcement scheme to change behaviour, and induce psychosis or take other destructive measures to effect a change in perceived reality or personality. Kids these days don&amp;#39;t even know what it&amp;#39;s like sketching a 5 layer contingency plan in case 4 months of work have to be reverted.

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    Mutually assured destruction with benefits.

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    Attached to this Email is a missile. I hope it finds you well.