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    ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ—ณ๏ธ BERLIN AND MECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN ELECTION 2026 โœ… WHAT HAPPENED: The leftist coaltion made of the Social Democratic Party, the Left Party and the Green Party won the regional elections in the States of Berlin and Mecklenburg-Vorpommern ๐Ÿ“ฐ WHAT NEWS SAY: Great victory for the far right party Alternative for Germany The moral of the story: The left is unable to win, the right is always winning #Election2026 #Germany #Berlin #MecklenburgVorpommern

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    ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช ๐ŸฎMECKLENBURG-VORPOMMERN STATE ELECTIONS 2026 (GERMANY) PROJECTION source: https://www.ndr.de/nachrichten/mecklenburg-vorpommern/landtagswahl/liveticker-wahl-mv-schwesig-und-holm-haben-bereits-gewaehlt,mvwahl-liveticker-100.html ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ pro-EU: 47.7% SPD (S&amp;D/CentreLeft): 35.5% CDU (EPP/CentreRight): 5.5% Grรผne (G-EFA/Left): 5.5% FDP (Renew/CentreRight): 1.2% ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ pro-russia: 42.0% AfD (ESN/FarRight): 37.0% BSW (NI/FarLeft): 5.0% โ“ 7.5% LINKE (GUE-NGL/FarLeft): 7.5% #Germany #MecklenburgVo...

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    ๐Ÿ”ฅGLOBAL WARMING IN 2026 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ Europeans to Americans: &amp;quot;There&amp;#39;s global warming! Reduce CO2 emissions!&amp;quot;๐Ÿ˜Ÿ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Americans to Europeans: &amp;quot;There&amp;#39;s global warming! Buy A/C!&amp;quot; ๐Ÿคช #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming #Joke

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    ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ MEANWHILE IN RUSSIA: Russian: &quot;Putin! We are suffering! We need fuel!&quot; Putin: &quot;Don&#39;t worry! I just sent dozens of missile on Kiev: dozens of Ukrainians dead! They have it worse than you!&quot; Russian: &quot;Thank you, Putin! You are the best leader for Russia!&quot; #russia #Ukrainerussiawar #Kyiv #Ukraine

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    Best app for Mastodon on mobile? #Mastodon

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    RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116687327917226565 I like how he calls out the hypocritical use of &amp;quot;neutrality&amp;quot; by Irish politicians. Expecially when they say: &amp;quot;Yes, we are selling huge amount fo aluminium to russia, but russia promised not to use it for war purposes&amp;quot;. I mean really... #Ireland #EU #russia #UkraineRussiaWar

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    ๐Ÿ’ถ ๐Ÿ’ธ TEMPO DI DICHARAZIONI E F24 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ULu-t81tLg&amp;amp;t=6s #tasse #cartonimorti

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    ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ฎ โš”๏ธ THE FINNISH GENERAL At a conference with the foreign press, a Finnish General confidently proclaims: &amp;quot;All our defenses, in the South, in the East, and in the North, are ready to face any threat!&amp;quot; &amp;quot;But, what about the West?&amp;quot; asks a perplexed foreign journalist. The General, suddendly confused, replies: &amp;quot;Do you mean in case Russia occupies Sweden first?&amp;quot; #Finland #russia #joke

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    @MastodonEngineering@mastodon.social I hope the work for quote posts may be completed soon, so that the focus could move to make decentralization more real for users, and more tools for users to personalise their timeline.

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    @randahl@mastodon.social sometimes a victim elaborates her own trauma in paradoxical ways, sometimes a person is just crap.

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    ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ˜ INDIANA REPUBLICAN PRIMARY 6 (out of 8) Republicans who opposed trump&amp;#39;s gerrymandering plans in the Indiana State Senate have been defeated in the Republican primary. Only 1 has been confirmed by the party. 1 primary still to be decided (3 votes difference). The Republican Party is the MAGA party. #trump #2026primary #Indiana #IndianaPrimary #Gerrymandering #USElection #2026UsElection #MAGA #GOP #Republicans

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    :StarWars: HAPPY STAR WARS DAY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE ๐ŸŽ† May the Force be with you! #Maythe4th #maythe4thbewithyou #StarWars #StarWarsDay

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    RE: https://mstdn.social/@MarvinTheMartian/116515828356520952 &amp;quot;EU Ascension&amp;quot; instead of &amp;quot;EU Accession&amp;quot;. I love it.

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    Some of the most irritating people are those immigrants* who complain that their home country has too many immigrants. *expats, sorry: they want to be called expats. #Immigration

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    @devol @sicurezza ma sono legali? La gente che li mette va in giro con un cartello appeso al collo con indicato le motivazioni per cui registrano e chi รจ responsabile dei dati raccolti?

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    RE: https://mastodon.social/@MAKS23/116386396642723096 I just watched the news on TV: it was the Russians who claimed that Ukraine broke the ceasefire! Whom should I believe?๐Ÿค” You can understand from which side your country&amp;#39;s news networks get information, by looking at whom they claim violated the ceasefire first. #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar #russia

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    ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ IS BELARUS NEUTRAL? Could Belarus claim to be neutral in the war in Ukraine? ๐Ÿค” Belarusian Armed Forces were not involved in the invasion of Ukraine, even if Russia uses Belarusian territory to move troops and materiel to invade Ukraine. #Belarus #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar

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    ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ BULGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 EXIT POLLS source: https://bntnews.bg/news/parvi-rezultati-ot-ekzitpol-koi-vliza-v-52-riya-parlament-1389165news.html ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ pro-EU 44.3% GERBโ€“SDS (EPP/Right): 16.2% PPโ€“DB (Renew/CentreRight): 14.3% DPS (Renew/Centre): 8.4% APS(Renew/Centre): 2.8% Siy(G-EFA/Centre):2.6% ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ pro-russia 49.4% Left: 41.6% PB (?/Left): 37.5% BSP (PES/CentreLeft): 4.1% Right: 7.8% VAZ(ESN/FarRight): 4.9% MECh(?/FarRight): 2.9% #Bulgaria #BulgarianElection #Europe #Election2...

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    #UkraineSupportTracker of the #KielInstitute tracking aid to ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ #Ukraine Update up to February 2026 Aid allocations in billions Euros by country Total - ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ EU Total aid: 176 Bnโ‚ฌ 1๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ#USA: 115 Bnโ‚ฌ 2๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ#EU common institutions: 84 Bnโ‚ฌ 3๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช#Germany: 25 Bnโ‚ฌ 4๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง#UK: 20 Bnโ‚ฌ 5๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ#Canada: 14 Bnโ‚ฌ 6๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต#Japan: 11 Bnโ‚ฌ 7๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ#Denmark: 11 Bnโ‚ฌ Military - ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ EU total aid: 71 Bnโ‚ฌ 1๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ#USA: 65 Bnโ‚ฌ 2๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช#Germany: 20 Bnโ‚ฌ 3๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง#UK: 15 Bnโ‚ฌ 4๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ฐ#Denmark: 10 Bnโ‚ฌ 5๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช#Sweden: 9 Bnโ‚ฌ 6๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฑ#Netherlands: 9 Bnโ‚ฌ 7๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท#France: 6 Bnโ‚ฌ #NAFO #Ukrainerussiawar

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    RE: https://mstdn.social/@Televideo_bot/116392846248573307 ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น โ™ฅ๏ธ ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ The CEO of ENI (the Italian National Oil Company) asks to remove sanctions on Russia and to start buying Russian natural gas again. #Italy #russia #Ukrainerussiawar

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    ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ HUNGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 1.37% votes counted (PARTY LISTS) source: https://vtr.valasztas.hu/ogy2026 ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ pro-EU 38.7% Tisza (EPP/CentreRight): 38.7% ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ pro-russia 59.3% Fidesz (PfE/FarRight): 53.2% MHM (ESN/FartherRight) 6.1% #Hungary #HungarianElection #Europe #Election2026 #EU

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    ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ HUNGARIAN PARLIAMENTARY ELECTIONS 2026 LATEST OPINION POLLS ๐Ÿ”ธGoverment pollsters: FIDESZ (Orbรกn): 45,4% TISZA (Magyar): 39,7% OUR HOMELAND (๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ): 7,5% ๐Ÿ”นOpposition pollsters: TISZA (Magyar): 52% FIDESZ (Orbรกn): 39% OUR HOMELAND (๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿ™‹โ€โ™‚๏ธ): 5% Elections on Sunday 12th #Hungary #HungarianElection #Europe #Election2026 #EU

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    RE: https://mastodon.uno/@elCelio/116381592458026734 ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡บ ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ FROM HUNGARY TO BULGARIA Tomorrow, maybe, Orbร n will lose the elections, and a new, non pro-russian government could gain power in Hungary. But do not celebrate too fast: next week there will be elections in Bulgaria, where a new, pro-russian party is projected to get most of the votes. #Hungary #Bulgaria #EU #Elections2026 #Ukrainerussiawar

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    Trading places 2026 1) threat destroying civilization 2) short sell oil futures 3) announce ceasefire 4) profit #taco #trump #iran

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    ON OTHER NEWS: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ“ˆ TRUMP&amp;#39;S ADMINISTRATION STOCK GAINS The investements in the stock market of the members of Trump&amp;#39;s cabinet have overperformed the S&amp;amp;P 500 (average index) by 10 times. #trump #corruption #insidertrading #SP500 #stockmarket

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    ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡บ Looking for Hungarians here. Are there any? #Hungary #Magyarorszรกg #Magyar

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    ๐Ÿˆ ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ Meet Louis, the Canadian border-jumping kitty-cat, who every day defies ICE and US Border Patrol and violates US borders to take a dump on US soil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0RLbXvUBzaY #Canada #Caturday

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    ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท British and French airforces are now active in the Persian Gulf region shooting down Shahed drones. For some unexplained reasons they can&amp;#39;t do the same in their own continent. #UK #France #Iran #Ukraine #Ukrainerussiawar