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dogbrained@jorts.horse
<p>๐ฏ DOG WITH A BLOG ๐ฏ</p><p>28 / collector of names and ailments (also cool rocks). nature lover. shitposter. sober stoner. mad scientist. dog dad to a 50lb menace. <a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/DogsOfMastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>DogsOfMastodon</span></a> / โง๏ธ ฮฮ &</p><p>๐๐๐</p><p>PFP Alt Text: a green Mameshiba edamame bean dog stares straight ahead blankly<br />HEADER Alt Text: "Despite its off-putting, toothy maw and dead eyes, this little sporeling is oddly affectionate for a fungal mass. It waddles after you with unexpected speed."</p>
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living is hard but i've gotta do it
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i am so beyond tired
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when you are the bottom, you must organize the bottom.
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i'm like if a girl was a boy and a boy was a girl
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i wish i could be a clubbing orgy slut but alas i have trauma and substance addiction
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bathroom buddy ๐ฅน #dogs #DogsOfMastodon
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flowers are so cool
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seeing Jared Leto in the news is flashing me back to high school when it was revealed he slept with underage fans and i was so disgusted i went to my boyfriend at the time about it (because we both loved 30 seconds to mars) and we got into a big disagreement that lead to one of our first "break ups" over this because HE REFUSED TO REPRIMAND A PREDATOR ๐คก
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going to hit the bong 5,000 times for 5,000 posts
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heard a large "PLOP!" noise and looked over to see a big worm wiggling around ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ
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girl poker + herb smoker
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soup is eating soup
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me thinking about life:
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can't believe there was a time when i was letting a man (boy) dictate what i did and how i looked and who i talked to/hung out with
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*creepy voice* SHE'S HEEEEEERE!!!!!! :toot:โ ๐ฆดโ https://altcultures.com/
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helicopters circling above flooding in the streets below
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pizza? don't mind if i do
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i can't believe this came out almost TWO DECADES ago https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUbpGmR1-QM
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trying to find beauty in the little things #dogs #DogsOfMastodon #nature #flowers #outdoors #plants
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saw this little guy on the dog walk and just had to take a picture ๐ฅน #dogs #DogsOfMastodon
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navigating dating apps as a system is such a nightmare
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COYOTE SPOTTED #animals #nature #coyote #outdoors
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if i must be here, then i'm going to have fun
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i must outlive israel
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:r_cw1:โ:r_cw2:โ ๐ณ๏ธโ
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neighbor who gifts me weed randomly has gifted me multiple bags in the last week and it is so strong and so pretty. #blessed
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weed, marijuana, cannabis, ganja, grass, pot, herb, devil&#39;s lettuce, kush, flower, green, bud, nug, mary jane, sticky icky, zaza
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a life of weed is the life for me
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one of my favorite trees in the neighborhood was cut down I&#39;M FUMING ๐ ๐ก๐คฌ
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sex bot with my deadname requested to follow me....