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  @patricia Hell yeahhhhh!

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  There is no emergency I want to be woken up from sleep for. So I feel deeply annoyed to have been woken up, disoriented and confused for an alert telling me not to do something dangerous.

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  Technical debt, but for my life.

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  "Is it called a suppository or a repository"

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  @theplaguedoc That sounds very reasonable, look forward to seeing you back around one day ❤️

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  RE: https://chatty.frogawampus.co.uk/@Tess/117103932550322249 I am moving over to our own instance, so you can follow me here:

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  I'll still be on here a little bit, waiting on the new instance to federate properly I think.

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  One of my first thoughts when waking up was, and maybe this question has been debated before, "Does Gimli seeing Galadriel as beautiful count as monsterfucking?"

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  The short messages from aircraft (via ACARS) are all unencrypted. That's right, they're sent in plane text.

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  of course, in the UK we call it oestro-jam

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  I have raised many a glass to an ocean liner. I'm a notorious shiptoaster.

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  "this does not spark joy" and is therefore safe to use in environments where joy may become aerosolised.

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  If I die I don't want any of you saying "I hope she is at peace". I want to be an angry wrathful ghost for a bit.

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  I've not bought a 99 flake in over a decade and honestly I don't know what the prices are on then now. When I see a ice-cream van it's like my inner child wants to buy one for me and Brynn but I'm terrified of them suddenly being £5.

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  I knew a farmer who died trying to grow the best chickpeas. The growers competition awarded them first place, post-hummusly.

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  Yes I'm awake, groggy and back on my bullshit

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  Hi all, long story short me and Brynn have pushed ourselves too thin this month, and we could use some help to catch ourselves up and get groceries. :heart_trans: http://PayPal.me/diffractie http://ko-fi.com/brynndraws

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  Getting paid $2000 a month to masturbate :thinking_fierce: ... its for an AI company who wants you to test their AI audio 🤢

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  Me, grabbing some bread at any point in the last 20ish years: "I'll just take a little more bread to honour the dead." I heard that line far too many times. #GrimFandango

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  Lot of pottering today, bit in the garden, spruced up desk, baking, cooking, little bit of tidying, short trip to the shops. All good but I had to tie up the day's loose ends and it was slightly too much for one day! So now I've got the overexertion pains that remind me of sports day running.

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  A decadent dessert is 10x as dent as any other dessert

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  What is it about 3am that makes our bodies feel like this is the time to be awake.

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  Always pay attention to where people's eyes dart when they are talking to you. If their eyes go up and to the right it could mean there is a cool bird behind you over your left shoulder.

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  Startling brynn with my panicked yelps at the printer.

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  Imagine if you could have the loading mechanism of a bolt action rifle as a stim toy.

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  5 hours awake and I'm still a level of tired I would describe as "debilitating"

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  Maxwells equations tell us that a changing E field (estrogen) induces a B field (boobs)

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  Who called them fake plants and not fauxliage

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  The acceleration store called, and they said your "jerk store" is derivative.

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  I got a Tesco email saying "Introducing our newest member, Plumbert" And I was like "Who the fuck is Plumbert?" And it turns out its this horrifying fruit and veg amalgam.