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Dave Smeg

daveSmeg@mastodon.social

<p>Nutter</p>

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    Wife just get herself a new phone number to get away from some drama and constant notifications, but doesn&amp;#39;t want to go and change the dozens of apps, socials, and legal thinks linked to her old number, so she&amp;#39;s now mad at me because I can&amp;#39;t help her out with it.

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    Gobbledygook. Not heard that word for a long time.

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    &amp;quot;Have a look. Whichever one you want, I&amp;#39;ll buy it for you.&amp;quot; &amp;quot;£2000! That&amp;#39;s too expensive. What about this £400 one over here?&amp;quot; Mother told us to go to one of the more expensive shops in the area, then complained about the price. The one she suggested would likely break within a year, whereas the one we chose had a 10 year guarantee. #contradiction #money

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    Another fabulous lunch from Sugar&amp;amp;Spice in Bolton-le-Sands, overlooking #Morecambe Bay. #view #scenery

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    The Horn. Who&amp;#39;s next? #drink #humour #funny #stolen

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    So this is the real Cloud Computing? I thought it was just someone else&amp;#39;s computer. #technology #computers

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    Delivery due today. Tracking said it was on the van at 6am. Wanted me to download an app to find out the expected delivery time. Screw that! 8pm and it still hasn&amp;#39;t arrived.

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    Email settings changed to everything. I didn&amp;#39;t set that. Had to go and change it all back to none. #mastodon

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    Took your fucking time!

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    Tinnitus in my left ear is really bad today. Was working on editing some music tracks yesterday. Only had my left earbud in. Some of those tracks were extremely loud. #music #computers #technology

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    Take-out lasagne lunch at Hest Bank Crossing. #High #Tide #Morecambe #Bay #food #view

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    Must have been a really difficult journey. #trains

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    #Fat Twat #Stats for #Saturday BMI: 27.19 #Wii #naked Weight: 13st 12lb

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    You want me to fix something! Well I need you to stop using it so I can move everything out of the way to get to it first. #frustrated

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    Trimmed the tomato bushes earlier as they had gotten a bit on the wild side. Hands still smell 2 hours later and after 3 washes. #gardening

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    @dmbaturin@functional.cafe You&#39;re all wrong, this is the internet.

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    @staff@mastodon.social Anybody know of another server to migrate to where the live feed is still active and won&#39;t be removed that I could migrate to?

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    Electric toothbrush bought at the end of February is already showing signs of battery failure after just 10 charge cycles. #oralB

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    Progress.

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    #Fat Twat #Stats for #Saturday BMI: 27.87 #wii #naked Weight: 13st 3lb BP: 127/93 Mild Hype 70 BPM 127/91 Mild Hype 68 BPM 129/90 Mild Hype 70 BPM 98% SpO

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    Caught the tip of my thumb with a rubber mallet while working in the garden. #ouch #mildlyinfuriating

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    Woken up early by the rain. Now my whole day is screwed. Going to be carless as well as it&amp;#39;s the dreaded MOT day. #pain #arthritis #weather #motoring

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    Hate being without a car when it goes in for repair. It&amp;#39;s not having the emergency option available that bothers me. #MOT #cars

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    Clean pass with no advisors. Add because the last place put 4 down. MOT and service done for another year. #cars

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    Took the protective plasters off. Such a small area affected. Bled quite a lot for the size though. #DIY #accident

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    Agree. #ai #technology

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    Earlier, despite having the numbers clearly on the house and the bin, the bin men emptied our bin and left it on next door&amp;#39;s driveway. Next door didn&amp;#39;t put their bin out.

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    Bah! Video editing software worked flawlessly for years. Yesterday it crashed multiple times with a dll error. Still doing it today. Same dll every time. Not installed or uninstalled anything. Tried to reinstall and it still crashes. Total bitch when I need to edit a project I&amp;#39;d already rendered a few days ago. Oh bugger! time to learn a new piece of software. #PC #computers #technology

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    So I found out that colourboards are available in this new software, just under a different name. Rendering on the otherhand is something new. Standard rendering looks great. What they want looks blocky as hell because the piss poor bitrate is only a quarter of standard.

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    Normal.