Darkpaw
darkpaw@mstdn.social
<p>I test software. It's more fun than it sounds.</p>
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RE: https://mstdn.ca/@dbattistella/116840120508755510 6,000 years ago, someone invented toilet breaks at work, then a baldy wazzock with a lazy eye and a penchant for being an absolute dick came along and made his staff piss in bottles at their work stations. #BoycottAmazon
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Everyone is praising Andy Burnham as some sort of saviour, but I&#39;m yet to see any concrete policies from this Johnny-come-lately. He won 24,937 votes in one by-election. He didn&#39;t stand as the leader of Labour and put in any of the hard work to win a general election. At the risk of creating a phrase: He&#39;s not the messiah, he&#39;s a very northern boy.
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Wordle 1,829 3/6 โฌโฌ๐จ๐จ๐จ โฌ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฉโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ Not a word I use daily.
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Wordle 1,830 4/6 โฌ๐ฉโฌโฌ๐จ ๐จ๐ฉโฌโฌ๐ฉ โฌ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ Could do with one tonight.
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No, Rachel, you carry on. Take that ยฃ2 a month from people trying their best to save a bit of money. Don&#39;t bother attempting to tax companies like Amazon who game the system. Or Apple. Or Meta. Or Starbucks. Or any of the other massive twatty companies fleecing the UK public. You go after the little guy. They can&#39;t fight back. That&#39;s precisely why you do it. Cannot wait for you to be sacked, you rubbish Chancellor. https://www.theguardian.com/money/2026/jun/23/...
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Your daily reminder - should you fucking need it - that, after Donald Trump was inaugurated for an inexplicable second time, Mark Zuckerberg said it was okay to call gay people &quot;mentally ill&quot; on his platforms (WhatsApp, Facebook, Threads, Instagram). If you know any LGBTQIA+ people, or follow people like Stephen Fry, George Takei on here, watch Ru Paul&#39;s Drag Race, Smoggie Queens, or anything of a queer nature, and still use any of Zuckerfuck&#39;s platforms, you a...
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Wordle 1,831 2/6 โฌ๐จ๐ฉ๐ฉโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ Wordle in 2!
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Wordle 1,832 4/6 โฌโฌโฌโฌโฌ โฌโฌโฌ๐จ๐จ ๐จโฌ๐ฉ๐จโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ Oh well, not bad.
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eBay users: &quot;Can you lower your price? I&#39;m buying this for my [daughter|niece]&#39;s birthday.&quot; Me: &quot;Sorry, no. The price is set at the amount needed to pay for medical treatment for my [daughter|niece].&quot;
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Wordle 1,833 3/6 ๐จโฌ๐จโฌโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐จ๐จโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ Ahhhh, back to the threes.
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Wordle 1,834 3/6 ๐จโฌโฌ๐จ๐จ ๐ฉ๐จโฌ๐จโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ Woohoo! Another three!
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Wordle 1,835 3/6 ๐จโฌโฌ๐ฉโฌ โฌโฌ๐ฉ๐ฉโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ Couldn&#39;t have been any other word, though it&#39;s a word that shouldn&#39;t be spelled like that.
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Wordle 1,836 3/6 โฌ๐ฉโฌ๐จโฌ ๐ฉ๐ฉโฌโฌ๐ฉ ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ๐ฉ The streak continues.
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@ShredderLivesOn So Reform are now saying that single men or women should pay more tax? From what age? 16? 18? Gay couples should pay more tax? Infertile couples who cannot have children should pay more tax? Does this end at a certain age? Do 80 year old women have to pay more tax because they can't have children? Reform's policies are - and I'm sorry that I have to go low with this - FUCKING DUMB. Reform should never be in government. They are incapable of leading the UK.
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I don&#39;t understand how Joe Rogan has the/one of the most viewed/listened to podcasts in the world? Each time I see a clip of it he just comes across as really dumb, and sycophantic to his awful guests. Then there&#39;s some guy with a moustche (don&#39;t know his name), and some other guy who sits there with sunglasses on and a baseball cap. What&#39;s the draw with these &#39;manosphere&#39; wazzocks? If I want to hear fuckwits talking bollocks I&#39;ll go to...