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  Not specifically a joke, but more intended to make thought processes skip a little and to amuse: My friend: "Didn't they teach you grammar at school?" Me: "no, she didn't go there." -- ..and, if anyone ever tells me to check my pronunciation, I snap back quickly and say it should be pronOUNCEiation, while acting as serious as possible. -- In around 20 years I have gotten about 30 blank stares and one giggle, once. It was completely worth it.