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  "We brought the package to your doorstep, then put a notice in your mailbox informing you that we needed you to sign for it and since no actual attempt was made to see if you were home (we don't know who was waving as we drove away), the package has been returned to the void."

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  Sometimes we don't know what we think until we write it down. Sometimes we have to reread it a few times. Sometimes that just adds confusion. 🤔

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  The orange bloviating shitgibbon says that AI isn't a concern, it just needs regulation. This from the guy who absolutely hates helpful regulations and safeguards, so you know that if it isn't yet a full blown problem, it soon will be.

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  Brace yourselves neighbour. The Canadians are angry now.

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  How to know that it's almost Fall. It's only 8°C in the morning, so you dress accordingly and head out, then melt in the 24° afternoon heat. 🥵

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  America 'not at war' with Canada, insists U.S. Treasury Secretary in response to their unprovoked war with Canada.

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  The country of Canada does not have a ban on US alcohol sales. Any such decision is made at the provincial level and some provinces still provide consumer access to these products. This doesn't change the consumer's right not to buy it.

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  I died once, but fought my way back. So yes, I think that qualifies as a badass.

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  RFK Jr.. If diarrhea lettuce was a person.

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  "Everyone has that one weird uncle?" Hahaha. Wait, I'm an uncle. 🤔

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  Come on humanity, we're better than this, we cry with a sadness that concedes a truth we already know.

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  I fear that we have already passed the limits of climate change adaptation. We just don't realize it yet.

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  We've been saving the 'he's gone' celebratory champagne for so long that we decided to have it last night to drown our 'he's still not gone' sorrows instead. We can always buy another bottle for the happy day.

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  We need a locksmith for the jammed junk drawer.

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  I'm not only angry, but also deeply saddened. Knowing so many wonderful people in the U.S., including some close friends and even internet acquaintances who I consider friends.. a beautiful thing. Despite this, I recognize and acknowledge that the country as a whole has irreparably damaged our relationship and with it, any chance for many of us of ever visiting again.. 💔 and it closes our wallets.

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  Sorry U.S. We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together

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  Wait.. Canadian air goes to the U.S. and we don't charge them for it?

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  A.I. says that critical thinking has never been a thing.

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  When I'm looking for a household item and she tells me that it's in the usual place that we always put it.. how is that supposed to help me? 😕

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  I am so radioactive from all of the scans that I've had over the past few months that I could either be deadly for mosquitoes.. or give them mutant superpowers. 🤔

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  Dogs are not allowed on our condo complex property and we often have to remind people in the neighbourhood not to let their dogs crap in our yard.. It's not a park. We say nothing if the dogs just want to lay in the shade of a tree on a scorching hot day.

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  Did you know that during heatwaves you can make regular trips to the walk-in cooler at the local liquor store and not buy anything? They tend to frown on you bringing a lawn chair though.

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  If you don't have anything nice to say about him, speak up so that we can all hear you. 📢

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  "I never stop to be shocked at how shocked the Americans are at the logical consequences of their actions, 'Can you believe they're not selling our booze after we disrupted all of their core industries?'" - David Cochrane, CBC News

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  "What are you planning on doing with all of these plastic bags that you're saving?" I honestly don't know. 😕

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  Stand back, I think that the coffee is kicking in.

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  We may have got carried away on the amount of Maui ribs we just bought from the butchery.

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  Trying to catch dishcloths at that mystery moment before they go from fresh and clean to reeking of an unpleasant, pungent, sour, musty odor that makes you feel sickly just touching them.

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  So, the government has enough access to relevant data to instantly determine when I no longer qualify for certain low income benefits, but somehow requires me to complete a cumbersome application process for a rebate that pretty much everyone qualifies for? 🤔 #abgov #ucp

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  Our condo unit does not have air conditioning, however, our building's hallways and large lobby do. Sleeping in the lobby hasn't happened yet, but hanging out in the lobby is nice reprieve during heatwaves. I'm sure no one leaves their unit door open to the air conditioned hallway. 👀