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  And so they fucked off into… well, cinematic history, really. This movie is a classic for a reason. That was so much fun, y'all. I adore this movie and I adore all of you. Thanks for making it so much fun, and I hope I made you smile once or twice. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, gaslight someone into terror so they will shoot someone for you, because that plan isn't ridiculously circuitous or anything, and nothing could possibly go wrong with it. Sleep well, fam, love...

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  "No, Nora, you're safer here, alone. Nothing has happened to you wile you're alone. Except for literally everything that's happened to you." #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

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  well one person is dead, let's split up to make it easier to pick off the rest of us. Kinda refreshing, this complete lack of genre savvy. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

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  Remember, she was specifically told not to go anywhere alone. I'm not trying to victim blame, but for shit's sake, after the fourth time bad shit happens, and someone tells you to stop being alone, you need to accept *some* responsibility. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

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  Well, everyone? Vincent asked you a question! #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

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  Insert Rick and Morty joke here. #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

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  Seven coffins waited to be filled with what? Chipmunks? #monsterdon #HouseOnHauntedHill1959

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  I'm pretty sure they stole one of my old parkas to make that monster. #Monsterdon

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  It's okay, everyone can relax, I'm here. #Monsterdon

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  And so they fucked off into the center (or centre if you prefer) of time… I guess? Or maybe they just fucked off to the beginning of the movie with even more reverb. He Owlbear neither knows nor cares. That was pretty atrocious, fam, but thanks to y'all, it was a lot of fun. The Owlbear never regrets #Monsterdon because Monsterdon folks are *fucking awesome*. Gonna get some sleep, though. Take care of each other. Be kind, spread love, watch out for anachronistic dinosaurs. Love you guys....

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  WHY ARE WE DOING THIS AGAIN BUT WITH REVERB? #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  Well, the asshole business guy is blaming someone else for his mistake. That checks out. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  Someone dropped a road flare in the box of sparklers! #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  So, they're gonna have dinosaurs show up at 1 million BC, aren't they? And then my head will explode. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  actually, just let Junior wander around. It's not like he and his missing shirt button would be a big loss. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  I can't help myself: Bluebies. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  So… is there a message or something? It's so subtle. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  Wow, this movie is bad. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  "Well I follow you but not very far" Between that and loud empty vessels, I gotta admit this movie is a gold mine. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  "Even I can understand it." I'll take that bet. You absolutely dont understand it. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  "We've gone back in time 24 hours" "Well that's no big deal." – Literally no one, ever, in the history of science or business #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  Laser beam cycling is a great way to stay in shape. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime

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  So. A sundial is your future time travel symbolism. Cool, cool, cool. #Monsterdon #JourneyToTheCenterOfTime … fuck me that's a long hashtag…

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  Lotta… Lotta fumes comin' from the monster's butt. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

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  BOOTY! #Monsterdon #Ultraman

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  So hungover… #Monsterdon #Ultraman

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  Literally just noticed that the Ultraman action figure they use for the flying scenes has a hell of a booty. Booty, booty, booty. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

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  Okay, I'm still on the what the fuck is that thing train. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

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  And so a young M. Night Shyamalan became convinced that interstellar travelers could be confounded by a door. #Monsterdon #Ultraman

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  I feel like that guy is going to witness a murder from his rear window. #Monsterdon #Ultraman #Miru