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  regal? no. regicidal? absolutely

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  got stuck in some bushes trying to blaze a trail through private property, wound up covered in burrs, will try nude next time

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  i want one of those frankenstein type tables where you're bolted down, that would be a pretty neat way to sleep, i think

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  tikrit is not what it used to be

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  these kids were talking about a pitbull concert. pitbull?

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  someone tried to fist bump me the other day put that shit away

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  when they go for a fist bump, wrap your hand around their fist, and whistle

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  no elbow bump either i will not make physical contact i do not want to be touched, if i wanted to be touched, i would have said so

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  when pizza's on a bagel, you can forego enjoying either a bagel, or a pizza, and instead experience a blasphemous mockery of them both

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  i am not well

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  keep looking at the calendar, the balance sheet. all my life i've wondered at what point, you know. at what point. when will it all finally add up enough that it's time for the bill to be paid. because it's going to be at some point. letting it go and just letting it happen.

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  "After all is said and done Everything is just Like it begun Days that came, years again Came and went Once again Oh I love it Yes I love it Oh I love it so"

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  and of course the famous song, beatles song probably, about not getting things you need, baby baby, you want what i need, i think it goes, etc. etc.

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  bubba gump and potato dan

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  im doing much better now completely. we had some technical difficulties earlier, here at the station, but my head's on even more than before.

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  i can be quite happy, really, in some of my more manic states dangerously happy

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  love the darkness. the light is the enemy.

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  every night i go to sleep listening to excerpts from the n ixon tapes

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  to sleep, perchance to nightmare.

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  sadly the church down the road has reverted back to christianity after an admirable foray into satanism

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  let us know what you think we're going to disregard it

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  i dont even need drugs anymore, my brain bubbles by itself now

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  watching a canadian horror. never seen so much denim.

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  "it's better on the app" no. no it's not. fuck you.

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  i remember the way mom would tuck me in and say "god bless you, you grotesque little abomination"

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  how do you dramatically increase your chances of being struck by lightning

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  if you steal the papal tiara, do you then become de facto pope?

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  seems like somewhere in the 1970s-1980s every other director said...let's have a guy be set on fire

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  locke believed in a "tabula rasa" or razor table

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  would i *like to join us for breakfast* ? shit fuck fuck s h i t fucking no