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chad@retro.pizza

<p>aloha</p><p>I work as a software engineer. I’m a dad and universal uncle. I bake bread. I stop to feel the breeze and look at the stars.</p><p>Formerly of: Chicago, IL; Ames, IA; Upstate NY; and (briefly) Singapore.</p>

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    can you use chopsticks?

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    Siri, schedule a post for Sept 1: Tim Apple is dead. Long live John Apple!

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    How long do you think Daft Punk debated the name for Around the World?

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    I can’t imagine what I’d be like if I let myself have TikTok. I already get sucked into reading your shit-awful text posts all day .

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    We all survived my first trip away from the girls. Nice to be home 😍

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    worked harder on this than you might guess

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    I solved the daily #CluesBySam, Apr 20th 2026 (Easy), in 05:12 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cluesbysam.com

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    Yesterday is history. tomorrow’s a mystery. But today is a gift, and that’s why they call it 4/20

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    fine, jorts.horse, I’ll look up “littoral”

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    Yo mama so fat she went for a swim in the Persian Gulf and blocked access to 20% of global oil supply

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    My Instacart shopper just sent me a photo of the space between some pallets at Costco where the San Pellegrino might have been if it were in stock, it’s so adorable

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    Jerk store announces series C, valued at YOU.

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    A third-party entity associated with the jerk store sent you a letter. Your data may have been compromised in a recent breach.

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    It seems like there are maybe too many Chief Meteorologists out there

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    I also plead Not Guilty to getting drunk and flipping Tiger Woods’ car

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    “at last I threw down my enemy and smote his ruin upon the mountain side.” - me, disposing of the plastic container the Costco cake came in