mayor of tr*nny town
cestfleuve@mastodon.nz
<p>woman on a mission.</p><p>very funny.</p><p>she/her</p>
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hahahahahahah fuck remember when the national party made a courtroom listen to eminem
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even medicated my executive dysfunction is so bad i got my psych referral letter for surgery last year, and only sent it in today. only to find out as of this year they have more stringent requirements for the letter...
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RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/116948860187829595 i'm told that this is a pretty good piece so it seems like a good time to mention i am looking for a new line of work and my blog is a writing portfolio, if anybody is looking to hire a writer.
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it's my birthday! buy me a pussy? https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund
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i'm 30
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what does having multiple partners have to do w being Polynesian
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when politicians talk about using AI for things they actually mean magic "we're going to improve productivity using magic" "we're going to improve the health system using magic"
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i wish part of me weren't holding on so strongly so i could finally let go
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"they're using our tax money to bomb kids" ngl i am concerned that they're doing that using money from any source
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so like does anyone else feel like you know how you're gonna die it's just a question of how long you manage to put it off
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i've been doing this "turning 30 will make me an older woman" bit so much i'm worried ppl might think i think 30 is actually old
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my 30th birthday is this month. help me get what i really want? 🥺 https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund
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if you have ADHD this post is for you: are you satisfied with your meds? have you tried other meds? I ask bc it&#39;s way way too common for people to have only tried one, to not know if others would be better, or to even feel outright awful on the meds they&#39;re on and to just accept it
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labour are so preoccupied with what they think the electorate will accept but don&#39;t seem to have their own line of what they will and won&#39;t accept
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tbh i think trying to appeal to the good conscience of national mps is like trying to appeal to the good conscience of members of the nazi party
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i do standup. i&#39;ve performed personal poetry on stage. i&#39;ve posted about half the thoughts i&#39;ve ever had. can someone explain why i find flirting so intimidating. can someone explain why i even find it intimidating to flirt *with people i&#39;m already sleeping with*
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a personal development that happened without my noticing is ending whatever insecurity i had that made me feel like i couldn&#39;t talk about having sex without it coming across as a humblebrag. maybe it&#39;s bc i&#39;m almost 30.
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is it uncouth to leverage recent events to plug my surgery fund? maybe. but if i can&#39;t have trans rights i should at least be allowed some trans wrongs https://ko-fi.com/riversurgeryfund
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once i&#39;ve locked down funding for my surgery and know i can afford it i wanna budget some funds to go towards other people&#39;s fundraisers
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wrt the job cuts the last people i feel sorry for are hospo business owners; especially the ones who put up posters fighting efforts to make the city safe, and supporting right-wing politicians whose cut cut cut philosophy is cut cut cutting their customer base
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given up on trying to publish on the same day of the week every time. blog posts come out when they come out.
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my latest blog post is called &quot;the bill&quot; https://riverwrites.ghost.io/the-bill/
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a single sex space is one where only masturbation is allowed
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RE: https://mastodon.nz/@cestfleuve/116609475823869110 til now i&#39;ve mostly published opinion pieces, but i&#39;m more interested in writing this kind of thing
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i don&#39;t like &quot;why are we focusing on this when we have high unemployment etc.?&quot; bc it implies that if we didn&#39;t have economic issues then it might be fine to focus on restricting human rights
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remembering how when i was 12 and in the school band the other guitarist had the letters &quot;NFC&quot; for No Fat Chicks taped on his guitar
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feeling yuck about being unshaven for electrolysis so i&#39;m compensating by wearing a nice figure-hugging outfit for my ride to and from work
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i think i figured out why the term &quot;cost of living&quot; bothers me so much—it&#39;s completely supplanted the word &quot;poverty&quot; it&#39;s a term that refers to the comfortable being a little less comfortable, and not the uncomfortable being pushed to the brink
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never ever forget that in the cycle discussion there are two sides: people who don&#39;t want to die, and people who are happy for other people to die for their convenience
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another good reason to replace buses with trams is unlike bus drivers, tram drivers can&#39;t overtake you by inches in the wind and rain and then argue with you that you were supposed to be keeping left as though breaking their false reading of the law would make it ok for them to FUCKING KILL YOU