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Brian

brian@social.brian.jp

<p>The Definitive Edition.</p>

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    Holy crap! I had a spare 4TiB drive laying around. 🫪🫪🫪

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    Fuck all these big fucking SUVs that are everywhere suddenly. It’s not going to make your cock any bigger. 😭 Some of these fucking cars don’t even fit in the spaces anymore. How fucking stupid.

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    Wave goodbye to your privacy. Bye bye! https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20260714/p2a/00m/0op/002000c

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    I&#39;m so sick and fucking tired of the fact that all that is being chased is infinite fucking profits whilst literally NOTHING is being made better. Like, what has been FUCKING fixed PROPERLY thanks to LLMs or whatever the fuck. Nothing. More LOC. More Deployments. And NOTHING to show for it. Software is getting shittier. Our lives are becoming shittier. Everything is becoming shittier and SV Tech Bros are eating Peter Thiel&#39;s turds saying how delicious is shit is.

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    All these fucking LLMs and still companies use Electron to build their fucking apps. :gunmouth:

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    tfw goose was not valued. 😭

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    Should start putting my dick pics behind content warnings too maybe. 🥺

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    lmao people think a16z opened a Tokyo office to invest in local startups. No silly, they want to take institutional yennies and invest them in US startups, and to introduce US startups to Japanese enterprise customers. Bennie meets with Takaichi, and an office is opened 3~ months later. What do you think the conversation was? &amp;quot;Ben please invest in local startups!!&amp;quot; of course not. Japan has never given a shit about local startups. Sanae-chan promised Ben-kun access to Japanese...

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    lmao of course the AP pop is being sold for 4x retail on Mercer the day of the launch. No one could&amp;#39;ve predicted this. If you&amp;#39;re going to spend 20万円 on a watch that looks like an AP, get a Tissot PRX instead and use the rest of the money to get absolutely smashed.

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    How the fuck is the Signal installer on MacOS over 250 fucking megabytes. How many fucking libraries do you need?

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    Don’t forget tomorrow is MILF day. 🥰❤️ Be sure to thank all the milfies in your life for giving the gift of life and carrying out their duties selflessly and being hotties.

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    Waiting for Cloudflare to go offline because they AI&amp;#39;ed a little bit too hard. https://www.reuters.com/business/world-at-work/cloudflare-cut-over-1100-jobs-2026-05-07/

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    Carrefour UAE is asking me to drink more milk. OK! Gimme da cow juice.

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    China is farming so much soft power these days holy shit. Doesn’t help that the US makes it very easy to look good these days.

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    Anyone detected any neutrinos lately?

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    Been smoking these for a few months now but my asthma’s been getting worse. What fucking gives.

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    Guess what happens if you don’t pick up your cat from this hotel?