brennen
brennen@federation.p1k3.com
<p>i will probably fav your animal pictures.</p><p>don't paste chatbot spam at me, thanks.</p><p>why is everything like this?</p><p>----</p><p><a href="https://federation.p1k3.com/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a></p>
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chekhov's acid pit #monsterdon
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some of you should definitely be in bed
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any of you in greeley should go look at the giant steam locomotive today: https://www.up.com/about-us/history/steam/schedule
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alternatively, maybe the purpose of the system is what it doesn&#39;t.
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"people can't and won't read" remains pretty much undefeated as a general model of the world
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me in 1995: hackers is an unrealistic film because computers don't work like that and thus it is stupid me now: hackers is an unrealistic film because it believes that good things are possible and hacker culture is on the side of downtrodden and the earth and it's great
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what they don't really explain in advance about minding small children is that it will physically beat the shit out of you
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what's the thing you have learned the most about just kind of ambiently by being on here?
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i think it's fair to say that https://theonion.com/i-work-very-hard-and-i-would-like-to-try-cake/ is at least tied with "guy in philosophy class needs to shut the fuck up" as far as onion articles go. the headline here isn't necessarily better, but as a whole artifact...
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it is once again that time of year where i am simply asking for a comfortable, pollen-proof bubble helmet with super effective powered air filters to wear for 1-6 months
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they should invent a kind of glasses that aren&#39;t smudged.
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i just want to go outside
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this isn&#39;t a movie that makes a whole lot of sense, and steve martin really cannot sell the new york italian mob guy as such. still, there&#39;s a certain kind of charm to the sheer nora ephron-ness of the writing and these are actors one appreciates seeing do their thing. 90 odd minutes i don&#39;t regret but feel unlikely to revisit.
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we built this torment nexus on rock and roll
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delicious piece of chocolate (you didn&#39;t notice the tiny piece of foil stuck to it when you put it in your mouth)
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RE: https://social.jvns.ca/@b0rk/116682525420955290 it&#39;s kinda remarkable the percentage of the stuff that was taught as best practice when i was starting out programming in earnest that has wound up like this.
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trying to write php but interesting birds keep landing outside the window
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which &quot;falsehoods programmers believe about&quot; list does &quot;a person has one e-mail&quot; go on?
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shitposting as praxis
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there&#39;s this company that, ten years ago, i bought a thing from. specifically, a roof rack for a large van. (we still have the van, and atop it, the roof rack. it&#39;s fine. has carried many bicycles, ladders, etc.) a few weeks back i started getting e-mails about roof rack sales and such. if i investigate, am i going to find that this company has been acquired and is on its way to being stripped for parts by some kind of evil ownership group?
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i wonder if one of the benefits of being someone who has lived long enough to be proven comprehensively wrong both by history &amp; personal experience about at least a narrow majority of your core beliefs is that you can start to loosen your grasp on the idea of being right or knowing fuck all
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just thinking about how there was this one brand of ballpoint pen that my grandma knew i liked and she&#39;d go out of her way to buy me one when i visited
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i always manage to forget the intensity of the &quot;i have been bitten by something&quot; -&gt; &quot;what if it&#39;s still crawling on me&quot; -&gt; &quot;i bet it&#39;s still crawling on me&quot; pipeline here
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yesterday&#39;s weather included 97 degrees in may, so much blowing dirt while we were out decorating graves in the country cemeteries that i&#39;m still shaking grit out of my hair (RIP the topsoil on the one tiny chunk of farm ground the family still owns), racing a tornadic storm for more miles than was probably at all wise, and some brief torrential downpours. maybe it will snow in the next couple days and really round things out.
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RE: https://social.jvns.ca/@b0rk/116595268775933311 i don&#39;t know if &quot;reverse XY problem&quot; is a sufficiently obvious and pithy name to refer to this by, but it sure could use one because goddamn
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i think reading @simple_sabotage over and over again in these little bite-sized chunks has done something to my understanding of the world.
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i saw a taco bell commercial indicating that they have a version of the crunchwrap with more stuff in it, and i thought well, i know now that i am going to eat at least one of those. this might be the most directly gotten by an advertisement i have felt in years.
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no big deal just back from winning bar trivia
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some fuckin days man
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some of you may be interested in expressing a little solidarity here: https://meta.wikimedia.org/wiki/Wiki_Workers_United