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Breakfastgolem

breakfastgolem@goblin.camp

<p>Been here since 2018. Moved accounts three times. I cannot be killed.</p><p>I don&#39;t accept follow requests from mastodon.social. Find a better instance.</p><p>Many people are saying things about me:</p><p>&quot;i&#39;m going to kill you&quot; - Sam Aleums<br />&quot;cram it, square!&quot; - Louisa<br />&quot;I&#39;m gonna kill you with a rocket launcher&quot; - also Louisa<br />&quot;don&#39;t you dare you little shit&quot; - binchicken</p><p>see you nutmeats in hell</p>

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    Oh no I somehow got handsomeware on my computer It keeps telling me I&#39;m handsome

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    Johnson and Johnson&#39;s Bizarre Adventure

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    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Pocket_Book_of_Boners teehee

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    To make lemonade, you must first milk a lemon

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    I saw a moth.

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    Pinhead: We have such sights to show you. Me: lol nah im good

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    yes

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    Opening a new bakery called Serving Bundt.

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    Consider wobbling

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    Holy shit bro the moon is gibbous as fuck bro

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    Wow, The Critic might actually come back. I really loved the original series.

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    Oh fun, a new William Osman video! (opens tab to watch) Oh fun, it&amp;#39;s sponsored by Anthropic! (closes tab immediately)

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    Doing the Wenis but feeling absolutely nothing inside

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    It&amp;#39;s called yuri cause all the characters are yuripean

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    “Bi so curious?” - The Sex Joker

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    I&amp;#39;m asking for $50,000 in seed money (so I can buy seeds and throw them at you)

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    Big Balls Theory

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    Young, dumb, fridge full of plums

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    Lots of work next week but the week after I&amp;#39;m off. FH6 comes out on the 19th so I&amp;#39;ll be spending a lot of time nyooming around virtual Japan. Can&amp;#39;t wait to get my hands on an Opel Manta 400 and hoon it all over the place.

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    prongs

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    I could defeat John Wick. It would be easy, for me.

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    |butts|

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    They Will Kill You was... not good. The action was alright and it was stylish, but the characters were paper-thin and the acting was weirdly amateurish despite big hitters like Zazie Beetz, Patricia Arquette and Paterson Joseph.

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    I broil all of my posts for that nice crispy char.

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    Darth Grimsby

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    I think they should invite Clown Core to next year&amp;#39;s Met Gala.

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    GIULIANI NEXT

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    https://www.thatprivacyguy.com/blog/chrome-silent-nano-install/ Stop using Chrome.

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    In hindsight, my Youtube cooking channel where I show how to make quick meals in glass containers probably shouldn&amp;#39;t have been called &amp;quot;One Guy, One Jar.&amp;quot;