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  Looks like the Miami Antifa headquarters is getting a new balcony!

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  I go back to Glenn Close in Hook with the boo box. Even knowing it's Glenn Close its hard to tell that isn't a man getting thrown into the boo box by hook.

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  Those ads are also usually targeted, which means that there's a chance that your wife is looking at porn. Make of that what you will, hopefully that's a good thing for you guys!

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  Dr. Mantis Toeboggan

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  Oh yeah, and that John Mayer song “Waiting on the world to change?” Like motherfuck, shut the fuck up. I don’t know what drugs he was taking that made him think it was okay to repeat one sentence for four fucking minutes, but I wish he had overdosed and died before completing the song.

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  My friend Michelle says that she loves everything about that song except for the chorus, that the chorus completely ruins the song.

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  We chartered the seas by onions belt, which was the fashion at the time.

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  I've said it before, I'll say it again, down with shampoo, demand real poo!

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  From the 50s to the 90s, the US was in a massive wealth and growth cycle, and people demanded value for their money because the consumers had the power. That value was provided by large portion sizes for low cost, which normalized the idea of eating a large amount of food for every meal. Now we're just sick and obese and used to it even though the nutritional quality of the food has dramatically plummeted.

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  I'm starting a gofundme for the ninjas to support them during this trying time. If everyone chips in $5, we can make the world a better place.

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  That's actually really convenient for managing shareholder value expectations.

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  If I remember correctly, it was also a somewhat common method of murdering your husband to drive a nail into his skull. The tiny wound would be easily hidden and apparently quite a few people got away with it.

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  For extra not give a fuck, just send this image in an email and walk out

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  What happens when you can't pay back your tit loan?

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