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bimmer@beige.party

<p>software dev • huge nerd • certified shitposter • socialist • car enthusiast • ally • non-practicing white person</p><p>posts largely include shitposts, intrusive thoughts, &amp; pets</p><p>PFP alt text - pixel art of my cat Dio, a white and black turkish van with green eyes over a beige background</p><p>banner alt text - chibi art of my cat Miso, a flamepoint siamese with short hair over a transparent background</p><p>@me with pics of your cat or I&#39;ll cry</p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/noAI" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noAI</span></a> <a href="https://beige.party/tags/noBridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>noBridge</span></a></p><p>Eric Bono may reply

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    happy thrrpday to you happy thrpday happy thrppdayyyy haaappy thrrrrpdayyy tooo youuu

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    is your microwave running?

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    hello fellow young person, are you going to be rendering any aerosolized illustrations this weekend?

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    I bet crocheting for giants would involve thimbles

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    my forever home has a cat door installed in EVERY interior door

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    what if I post too much and run out of cyan ink or toner?

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    my 4yo son is currently crying because he doesn&amp;#39;t want to have a butt crack

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    the observable boobiverse

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    may your enemies be trapped in a brightly lit, white, featureless room and exposed to a live text to speech feed of every new reddit post

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    @GroupNebula563@mastodon.social ohhh shit I see it now, hell yeah

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    may your enemies never taste nachos again

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    #cyclospora has been a catastrophe, but, like always, we will rebuild ✊

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    do centaurs slap their own asses to go faster?

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    when a crow remembers people who wronged them and holds grudges it&#39;s &quot;intelligent&quot; and &quot;really cool&quot; but when I do it I&#39;m &quot;petty&quot; and &quot;need to let go&quot; smh

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    White Girl Watershed

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    Roses are red I&#39;m jorkin my peanits The air temp outside Matched the surface of Venus

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    Dio says hello #cats #caturday #CatsOfMastodon

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    8bitdo controllers work very well on linux apparently, so well I sat down and played games until my brain turned to mush for the first time in what feels like a decade but is probably more like eight months

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    thrown lighters are the leading cause of rapid unscheduled disassembly of fingers

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    keep fedi weird

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    Value meme I rendered in 2020 or 2021 #b3d #goose

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    I&#39;m committed to zero pants by 2050

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    everyone in the UK is searching every lake, river, drainage ditch, and puddle for that lady who distributes swords

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    not now your honor, I&#39;m trying to get to the bottom of my masto timeline

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    hantamaxxing

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    Moar Bash #puppy #dogsOfMastodon

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    Steph is short for Stephalopod

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    @jesper_linnet how much does Knold hate balloons?