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Benno

benno@eigenmagic.net

<p>Old-school carbon-based nondeterminism machine.</p>

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    I want to see Matt Canavan cosplay as an AI worker.

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    So there&#39;s a phone in an office near where I am that has an alarm going off. There is someone in that office and they aren&#39;t doing anything to turn it off. This has to be a sign of psychopathy. WHAT ARE YOU DOING I AM IN THE NEXT ROOM AND I CAN&#39;T HANDLE IT MY SIBLING IN CHRIST HOW CAN YOU EVEN THINK RIGHT NOW

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    I mean who could&#39;ve predicted that trying to keep the politics out of it just ends up being political whether you wanted it or not? [stares blankly at the free and open source software ecosystem]

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    Your yearly reminder that if you don&#39;t have a plan to follow through if the answer to asking &quot;R U OK?&quot; is &quot;no&quot; then don&#39;t do it.

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    Proof that Australia is a nation of cheap perverts. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2026/aug/04/kmart-camera-glasses-anko-meta-smartglasses-australia

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    Has anyone opened a pasta restaurant called Sanguine Linguine?

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    Attn: @daedalus

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    THE ALERT IS MYSTERIOUS AND IMPORTANT (AND LOUD)

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    FUCK THIS MEANS THEY PROBABLY WON&amp;#39;T GET RID OF GROUP VOTING TICKETS EITHER FUCK FUCK FUCK

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    In memoriam. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ociMW-_hs

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    Anyone got opinions on SigEnergy and/or Fox ESS for home batteries?

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    The new Victorian Premier, Ben Carroll, is a Shoppie who used to work with Stephen Conroy. Oh _goodie_.

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    RE: https://eigenmagic.net/@benno/116995074001110632 Good news: Apparently the removal of GVTs is included in the &amp;quot;Electoral Amendment (Miscellaneous Matters) Bill 2026&amp;quot; which is in a group of bills expected to go through this week.

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    More of this: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2026/07/philly-suburb-sure-build-that-data-center-but-first-meet-our-43-demands/

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    Bracing myself for the Victorian ALP to demonstrate that they learned absolutely nothing about what made Dan Andrews popular. &quot;OMG ONE NATION ARE POPULAR, QUICK PANDER TO THE RIGHT&quot; &quot;Has that ever actually worked?&quot; &quot;... UMM ...&quot; &quot;Wasn&#39;t Dan Andrews an explicit counter-example to the idea that it&#39;s needed?&quot; &quot;... WELL ...&quot; &quot;So maybe could you... lean into that, perhaps?&quot; &quot;WE WILL 100% NOT BE DOING THAT VOTE FOR US THE GREENS...

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    I love* that this bug only manifests after I do a full build/deploy and _long_ test cycle and never in any situation where I can get to the failure point faster.

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    OpenAI&#39;s latest PR release.

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    When we hit the &quot;Ok, anyone have anything else?&quot; point and are still going 30 minutes later. 🙄

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    Hashtag waiting for the uploads.

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    Cheradenine Zakalwe is The Culture’s James Bond. In this essay I will…

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    I respectfully submit to the Society a proposed new reference picture for the phrase &quot;Puppy Dog Eyes&quot;. #DogsOfMastodon

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    I think it&#39;s beautiful that not only did the bullshit corruption not help but that the USA got taken out by a team wearing trans-flag-coded jerseys. #WorldCup

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    Long dog, surprisingly, is long. #DogsOfMastodon

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    Is it on? https://www.theguardian.com/business/2026/jun/23/ai-stocks-sell-off-us-markets

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    &quot;Peanut butter? Never touch the stuff.&quot; #DogsOfMastodon

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    YEAH

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    Man, @CARROT@mastodon.social timed that downpour _exactly_ for the end of school, didn&#39;t it?

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    Thanks to @kattni, the bit where Pete Tiger helped me out with my slides. #NBPy

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