AsSlowAsPossible
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<p>This is a satire account.<br />So what we post is probably more real than reality.</p>
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Selfcare tip for students: If you stress yourself while testing your acquired knowledge on a subject, you might train recalling information under stress. But if you stay calm while testing yourself, you train staying calm in test situations. Everything the achievement orientated society tells you is a lie. #selfcare #stress #cramming #tests #calm #relax
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Don&#39;t shoot the messenger. But abolish the profit. #degrowth #ubi
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Degrowth Deceleration Deshittification #degrowth #deceleration #deshittification #unshittification
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Don&#39;t bite the hand that feeds you, eat the rich! #EatTheRich
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When you&#39;re down and out, I won&#39;t look down on, but out for you.
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Stop working for the problem class.
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seize the means of production cease the means of destruction (like AI data centers and the military industrial complex)
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What if instead of a nervous system, we had a super chill system, you ask? Well as individuals we do have it. The super chill parasympathic system. Together with the super stressed sympathic system they make up the periferal nervous system, or, as I call it, the federated nervous system, or FediNS, as opposed to our central nervous system. As modern western society however we live in the super stressful capitalist system instead of the super chill degrowth system. We have one built in mechanis...
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General strike, not general obedience! #GeneralStrike
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Resistance is fertile. Reap what you sow. Everything worth doing, is worth doing slow. 🌱
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Our motto: Try to do as little as possible, but don&#39;t judge yourselves for doing stuff. Can be translated into German in two words: Macht nichts.
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Use positive affirmations as passphrases. Like: 1&#39;llD01tAsSl0wAsP0ss1bl3
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100% life 0% work 100% balance
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&quot;Pointless [ableist word replaced] is doing the same over and over and expecting different results&quot; Like going to work.
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:LaVarDislike: self-flagellation for capitalism :LaVarDislike: self-optimization for capitalism :LaVarDislike: mindfullness to recover from and function for capitalism :LaVarLike: mindfullness for youself
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If the world ends in a week, plant a tree. If the world ends in 6 days plant a tree. If the world ends tomorrow, plant a tree. If the world ends today, enjoy the 7 trees you planted. #mindfulness #reforestation