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  Is there a self-hosted Family Link server? As much as I love Google (not even a little, my love for that company is negative and becoming more negative per second) I would love to run far far away from it. Here’s another ball and chain I need to break. Where can I find a simple parental control access system for my phone and or computer that I allow my kids to use?

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  Someone said to burn the CD, now it won’t even fit I the player. It’s all warped and crispy.

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  Cloudflare AI block finally fixed!!!! Now AI blocking will get you more precise control over your website! Now AI crawlers will be allowed to grab your website! But don’t worry! They promised and pinky swore they wouldn’t train any AI on your data. So your data is protected! Isn’t that great!!?

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  That guy is very short…

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  Socialism…you know, the thing social security is named after. God, so stupid.

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  You must realize you have to pee yourself. Not only do you want to and must pee yourself but you also need to, want, and must poop yourself too! No one will do it for you unless you’ve had some weird surgery with a loved one, a radio who didn’t opt-in either, or have a twin sharing only one body. Otherwise, indeed, you must pee and poop yourself every single day. The more you know!

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  Okay looks like this one is the female because it has the babies! Oh wait I has a penis so this is the male. The other one is the female because it has the vagina. Oh but it can't have babies. Then this one is the male! And that one is the female because it has the babies. Oh but it has a penis.... Repeat. Reproductive Cycle of a Seahorse.... No, seahorses don't have penises in the typical sense; female seahorses possess an ovipositor, a tube-like structure, which they use to deposit...

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  Could somebody use AI to enhance this video?

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  They should use chatGPT... LOL... Not LOL.

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  Horse sends troops to Iran to open the straight of Hormuz.

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  Also porn artists and sex trade workers wear them for eye protection.

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  Ai, please write the stupidest shit ever about how I'm going to open the straight of Hormuz after I shut it down for a month with a stupid war. Mention Xi in a rudely polite asshole way. Make it sound like I'm 5 and the straight of Hormuz is really straight and hasn't sucked me off. Again the guy is straight, not like Bubba.

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  Amigo Amigo It's for a girl And a boy

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  Dactari!

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  Their dildos keep eating all the other dildos.

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  It's all about the used backpack market here man!

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  300,000 years later.... So the females would consume the males often leaving only the hard jaw bone. It's mentioned in many acts of literature such as penthouse that it was common for one to eat the other.

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  LOL, I ain't falling for that one again so easily! I want my penis and my liver back. And the testicles included!

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  My year’s resolution is 1080p.

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  I bought this milk two weeks ago. Once the arduino was installed I fired up the python console and it worked well. The jug is a little flimsy so it doesn't supper that many computers but it was fine until the fire.

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  Yeah. You don't need kids. If you plan in not having kids don't. You are basically back to square one trying to... Diaper training, walking, talking, playing with others, k-12, graduate with good grades, go to college etc. But one to multiple times and at various stages. My negative view of the world right now is that we're just growing citizens to be used in the industrial complex for rich assholes to make money. We don't get money or benefit financially. And the story ends wh...

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  Do that's how he was made stupid by Obama!

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  It's where all the Palestinians are hiding these days. Right?

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  Behold! E-paper laptops! You can read them outside!

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  They look 75.

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  CopilOS 11!

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  Hey! You wanna try Linux? I just made a new Linux called Copilot Linux. It looks just like copilot! I added suprice actions to make it as natural a transition as possible! Things like blue screens of death with just a "fucken" QR code! That way you won't miss the original! But the QR code goes to porn hub. See? Its good! For right now I just released the name github. Sign up and I'll send you ads!

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  Its in mp4, usually great for music and video, millions might enjoy listening to music such as the notes contained within this file. Should I connect you with a music publisher for a quote? Should I publish to YouTube to monetize rights way...sorry right away?

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  5 more users. I assume that's the number of users still stupid enough to still be using reddit. I profoundly apologize to the stupid community who are not using reddit.

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  "We're" gonna be so skinny!