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ajft@aus.social

<p>he/him scruffy monkeyhanger sysadmin cyclist<br />Not here to fuck spiders.<br />Current location: Melbourne, Boonwurrung land, Aus</p><p>Profile image is a cartoonish circular purple monster, paws above its head to be scary, generated long ago by MonsterID</p><p>Header image is a view along a dirt road into the Otways rainforest</p>

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    whiskey?

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    Transferred: 1.386 TiB / 165.703 TiB, 1%, 44.859 MiB/s, ETA 6w2d10h │

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    I have repatched the #fixie tube. Most time consuming part of the process was trying to find the patch after a gust of wind flicked it up off my knee and 4m away _somewhere_ on the lawn Self-sticky patches, yeah nah, not so good #BikeTooter

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    Observations on a Sunday afternoon from the outdoor tables. Maybe step inside the #exaloo and shut the door before doing your business. Flopping out the old fella two metres up the footpath and strolling in, pissing, strolling out is perhaps not so classy

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    OH &amp;quot;I saw it on inaturist and ...&amp;quot; Hmm, is that some kind of website where you upload pictures of nude people and collectively identify them?

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    Hmm, do I wish to ... &quot;explore what it takes to operationalise agentic software engineering at enterprise scale.&quot; No, no I do not

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    #FestivalOfHardRubbish spotto du jour while riding to work: Two large shiny bowling balls. Resisted the urge to pick them up and bring them withme

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    What&#39;s on your washing line? Oh the usual, socks, undies, a tawny frogmouth ... #wildoz #birds

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    I&amp;#39;ve wanted to make this visual #dadjoke for some time, today I found the required raw material in a local opshop On the road on the road on the road

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    if anyone knows someone who works as a crossing guard for a school, they have my deepest respect. Exactly _how_ they do not lose their shit every few minutes at the dangerous entitled drivers is a miracle afaict Just watched a woman ignore the &amp;quot;No stopping&amp;quot; signs and park almost across a school crossing as kids were leaving, ignored the crossing guard loudly telling her NO and waving her back, then eventually got out and started abusing him that I HAVE A VERY URGENT PHONE CAL...

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    Dear tradies of Oz. The massive clouds of burning-trough-lolly smoke appearing table by table in the pub beer garden are a dead giveaway. Hiding the #vapes in your hand is fooling nobody

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    #beergarden thoughts: By 2030, no Australian will be outside and not wearing a hivis shirt and those multi-pocket tradie pants

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    #Aaarrggh &amp;quot;Your password was last updated more than 6 months ago. Please change your password at Update password.&amp;quot; NO

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    In local news, the Anonymous No-Tower Nimbys keep on plastering the &amp;#39;burb with handouts, &amp;quot;End of SunLight, NO More Towers, VOTE THEM OUT!&amp;quot;. No name, no contact details, nothing but scare campaign assertions that the entire suburb will be overrun by 12 storey apartment blocks To the extent that the local mayor has issued press releases calling them out and putting up a few official signs of their own stating there are no lodged plans as asserted by monsieur anonanimby...

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    @shlee is reviewdb.app down in a planned or unplanned manner? btw, reviewdb.app is down #reviewdb

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    Amused. Amused. Asked the teenager what they&amp;#39;re reading (engrossed in the device). &amp;quot;Oh, some old cyberpunk. &amp;#39;Snow crash&amp;#39;, you probably read it &amp;quot; ... spouse and I laugh and I grab the copy off the shelf and throw it across the room

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    The joys of #cycling in #Melbourne, no. 43356 &amp;quot;The Separated Bike Lane&amp;quot; #BikeTooter

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    There&amp;#39;s a very Aussie bit of carbrain that says, if I&amp;#39;ve crashed, or broken down and I need to stop, I can either; pull over on the road and partially block &amp;quot;the traffic&amp;quot;, or I can drive up onto the bike path and completely block the bike path. One of these is a completely reasonable thing for the aussie driver, one is anathema subtoot; yes, I met a massive landcruiser towing a trailer that had driven into and parked inside the &amp;quot;safe, separated bike l...

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    Garden wildlife, Gadabunud country #wildoz #echidna