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  Starting to think Gromit might be the only one who can save us from the scourge that is AI.

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  Grappa Nuts #IntoxicatingFoods #HashtagGames

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  If people ask me to encapsulate Fedi into two posts, I’d show them one in which a person needed financial help and the response was overwhelming, and one in which someone directly criticized a fantasy artist about the incorrect physics in his 32 year-old painting.

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  When you suddenly realize why your friend Kash wanted *that* rule about FBI disqualifying offenses stricken

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  I’m at the point in life where I believe if you don’t think you’re broken and in need of mending, there’s a 99% chance you’re the problem.

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  Everything reminds me of her

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  I just got word a Deaf friend of mine died today. Rocky and I worked together back in my Vocational Rehabilitation days. He was clever, fun, and single-minded. He was a natural Deaf Interpreter before DI’s were a thing, really. He could get concepts across to the most language-complex people and never once make them feel inferior while he was doing it. He loved his daughter, he treasured his friends, and he made the world better for Deaf people. Thank you for always being yourself, Rocky. Rest w...

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  A talk with a friend this evening has me wanting to remind people of something: if you know someone who’s experienced loss recently, send a message to let them know you’re thinking about them. It doesn’t have to be a grand gesture or some beautiful elegy about the person they lost. Just let them know they’re on your mind, and you’re there to talk if they need it.

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  I’m sorry that, during the morning zoom meeting, I got overenthused and announced that “I’M TAKIN’ THIS DAY TO POUND TOWN!” I realize now the accompanying pelvic thrusts were too much.

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  Thinking about opening a breakfast restaurant called Burnt Toast, and literally serving burnt toast with every meal. I’ll have a YouTube channel and TikTok featuring people complaining that they’re toast is burnt, and the servers just turning and pointing to the sign that says “BURNT TOAST: The Toast Is Literally Burnt”

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  Home gym workout #3: an actual workout. I broke a sweat and everything, y’all. My brain is already calculating the cost of each workout, and each consecutive use means less and less money wasted. Galaxy Dadbrain!

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  PINS!

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  I woke with America’s Ventura Highway in my head, so there’s that. #SongInMyHead https://youtu.be/E-BaXyirqi4

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  At the zoo and pronouncing leopard like “leotard” around the big cat expert

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  Home gym workout #2: assembling the home gym.

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  Me: *works all-day job* okay, that’s one day of our vacation Me: *works another all-day job* that’s another day of our vacation Me: *works a two-day job* okay, that’s airfare for us Me: *works a three-day job* okay that’s half a tank of fuel for the compact car we’ll drive on our vacation

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  Here’s another periodic reminder that Alexander Graham Bell was a eugenicist bastard.

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  THIS is how you advertise.

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  Name any job besides Congressperson in which a person who is only capable of staring off into space and wheezing out a single syllable (after prompting) gets to stay in their role. What the hell are we doing here?

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  What the people of the United States see as “normal” these days is really, really messed up.

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  What they don’t tell you when you buy a home gym is that getting it into your home is the first - and most intense - workout.

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  Imagine the optimism of the person who created a large capacity drink container and decided to call it a “tumbler.”

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  Folks here are dangerously close to taking themselves seriously today so here, have this: https://theuselessweb.com/

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  If he gets offended that you don’t trust him immediately, trust him even less.

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  Grocery delivery arrived. They did this on purpose. They TOTALLY did.

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  Call me by whatever generational name you want, but I’m gonna keep referring to myself as a Mid-century Modern.

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  To my shame, I neglected to welcome everyone to #Bleptember this morning. This is the month during which we share bleps both old and new and celebrate them for the pure goodness they are. Dogs? You betcha. Cats? They couldn’t care less, but we love ‘em all! Other critters? But of course! If it has a tongue, it can blep! Please remember to use and follow the hashtag to keep up! #Bleptember

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  Accidentally typed kinkstarter instead of kickstarter and hooboy, did I ever end up making a “contribution”

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  Star Trek III: The Search For Crocs #SciFiShoes #hashtaggames

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  This is ONE TERABYTE of memory. Mind: blown.