Accidental CISO
accidentalciso@infosec.exchange
<p>I accidentally became the CISO. I didn't want this job, but the job chose me. I'm scared, and I want to go home.</p>
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I've been looking forward to @BlueTeamCon@infosec.exchange all year, and it's finally almost here! Hitting the road to Chicago in the morning!
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@sawaba/117069768235757672 For some reason, I'd have expected to be at a Metro station.
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My defcon experience continued at the airport, chatting with another attendee at the bar in the terminal. 🤣🎉
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I'm wearing my avatar like a name tag. If you see me wandering around, please say hello!
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So many SMB “conferences” are super spammy. I’m looking for a community conference event for SMBs focused on topics like business fundamentals, finance, operations, supply chain, etc… with an eye to efficiency, risk management, resilience, and cybersecurity. Does this exist?
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Who am I going to see at defcon next week? I’m finally making it out!
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I need a firm but professional way to tell someone to “get over yourself”.
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A good friend of mine has re-launched his UX/design consulting firm. If any of you know anyone building products or SaaS apps and that needs help with UX and UI design, he's great. Tons of experience with security products. https://agentuxlab.com/
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Fundamentals, fundamentals, fundamentals.
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Oh, look! Shel Silverstein predicted gen AI.
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I was once asked in a job interview if I “thought I could handle a RAID 5” and I still think about that sometimes. 🤣🤷♂️
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My friends will be like &quot;so, I had an interesting day today,&quot; and I honestly never know what&#39;s going to come next.
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The old saying, “Clean it like you are going to sell it, and then you won’t want to,” is apparently true for RVs, too. 🤣😭
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Ahh yes, that perpetual feeling of being almost caught up with everything in life.
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I&#39;m so tired of terrible customer experiences.
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RE: https://infosec.exchange/@mindfulsmbshow/116760199765300187 I&#39;m doing a special AI implementation playbook series on my podcast with Mike Simmons from Find My Catalyst. As always, I&#39;m looking for callers to participate in the show! If you&#39;re interested, let me know!
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I have always wanted to do a series about what riding a motorcycle taught me about being a CISO. Now I’m thinking I also need to do a series on what being a CISO taught me about RVing. 🤣🤔
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Ok folks, don’t forget! I’ll be live streaming the recording session of another episode of @mindfulsmbshow today at 3:00pm Eastern. We are talking about business drivers and goals for AI and taking “callers” from the audience. Tune in and call in!!
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If you listen to podcasts, what are the formats of your favorite shows? Are there certain things that make the format work particularly well for each?
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After three weeks of working from the RV in 7 different states, this Spacelink thing is pretty amazing. Yes, there are problems, but I think it is incredible from both an engineering and a UX perspective.
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At 3:00pm Eastern, catch the livestream of my call-in-radio style podcast! @zackkorman joins me to answer questions about how organizations can learn about AI safely. We’ll take questions/comments from the live audience. Focivity dot com slash podcast for links!!
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Congratulations, sir. Since you are the CEO, you get to decide which AI will replace you.
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I really should not be left unsupervised.
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Buys new RV, immediately rips it apart. 🤣😬
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Well. I didn’t screw anything up today.
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If Excel is the second best tool for everything, what is AI?
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Do you need a security assessment this fall? My company offers framework assessments, risk assessments, and tabletop exercises. At the moment, we have openings in September and October. Reach out to learn more and snag a spot on the schedule!!
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Sure, I&#39;m happy to help with that, but keep in mind that I&#39;m probably the most expensive administrative assistant you&#39;ll ever have.
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I finished the last class for my business degree a week and a half ago. I&#39;m finally graduating, and I can stop feeling like a fraud. It hasn&#39;t completely sunk in yet, though.
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I&#39;m so glad we never got goats.