Colin
abstractcode@eigenmagic.net
<p>That’s enough socialising, now back to screaming into the void. He/They.</p><p>Allegedly professional software developer. Definitively amateur photographer. Interested in things.</p><p>Avatar image: Headshot of me against a black background. I have purple hair and an inane beard.</p><p>Header image: Black and white photograph of multiple train tracks with overhead power lines. There is a bitumen road on the right hand side of the image separated from the tracks by a chainlink fence.</p>
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Ginger nut? Yes, I’ve seen that video.
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I need enough money and power to seize control of Mastodon development to add the most critical missing feature: Footnotes.
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I wish all computers a Stop Trying To Help Me You Suck At It and a happy Shut The Fuck Up And Do What You’re Told.
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The fun thing about Extreme Programming is the system that is always referenced as being where it comes from was apparently a disaster.
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So yesterday I got a 3D printer, a number of filament storage/drying containers and about 20 spools of filament, mostly PLA and TPU. Setting the printer up is probably a weekend task. Is it traditional that the first things you print after the test print are things for the printer itself?
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The appropriate response to the "Don't You Know Who I Am?" posts bemoaning the lack of "reach" around here is "No and I intend to keep it that way."
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I assume this eldritch sigil is for summoning @xssfox@cloudisland.nz
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Down With Pants - Official motto of the Anti-Pants League
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Delete Prod: You’re hearing it more and more.
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I miss deguassing things.
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I do wonder if teaching things like cold reading in schools would help raise awareness of how easy we are to fool. How do we instil an understanding that &quot;looks like it works&quot; and &quot;actually works&quot; are very different things?
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Can&#39;t help but feel this is an insult
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Live your life like you have KPIs for how much weirder you make things.
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The concept of a legal name as primary suggests the government has more say as to your identity than you do. I reject this concept.
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Giant Trebuchet Solutions may not solve your problem but we will ensure your problem is over there instead, which is like a solution if you don't think about it.
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If I ever run for parliament, and much of my social media use is aimed at making sure no one ever asks, I will run under the banner of the single issue Get In The Sea Party. I don&#39;t even need to make a website because @AppeasePoseidon already has. https://getinthesea.au/
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Thinking about how I&#39;ve literally seen someone&#39;s brain switch off when an LLM says something is an option and they just instantly and uncritically accepted that it was. It was weird.
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Cloud has brought a number of predictable issues. Notably the hardware knows we can no longer get at it with an axe, and it’s getting smug.
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I am preemptively cancelling Monday. We’re going to do Sunday 2: Sunday Harder.
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I WILL NEVER WANT TO PASTE WITH FORMATTING AND IT OFFENDS ME THAT YOU WOULD IMPLY I WOULD EVER BE SO CRASS.
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I need 1499 people on the Australian electoral roll who are not a member of a party to become members of the Get In The Sea Party. https://aec.gov.au/Parties_and_Representatives/Party_Registration/guide/files/party-registration-guide.pdf?v=1.1
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I feel if you have ever edited autoexec.bat that should qualify as age verification. You* be old. *me
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Making someone&#39;s day weirder for badly explained reasons.