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Chris Real

_chris_real@kolektiva.social

<p>I might have to make a hard climb.<br />You might have to make the same one too.<br />So I don&#39;t see a difference this time.<br />I end up at the same place as you.</p><p>(If you wanna know my politics, read my posts.<br />Also: I Follow in haste, and Block at my leisure.)</p>

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    &amp;quot;THAT WUZ MY *PODCAST PERSONA*, BRO&amp;quot; The podcaster persona is the poor man&amp;#39;s AI agent; both seek to shield them from liability. https://youtu.be/eV_sze0us5E

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    N.I.M.B.Y. vs. FACE-EATING LEOPARDS! They usta be maga. &amp;#39;Nuff said. https://youtube.com/shorts/dW8LsChND5s

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    WHEN TRUMP SAID &amp;quot;MORE MADE IN USA!&amp;quot; HE REALLY MEANT MORE FALSE LABELING . . . Amazon&amp;#39;s OWN chatbot exposed that Amazon is putting fake &amp;#39;MadeInUSA&amp;#39; labels on Chinese goods, because profits are higher than lawsuits. Trump has decided to do nothing about it https://youtube.com/shorts/whHypuaLmTU

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    LOSING A WAR WE STARTED, WHILE SAYING WE WON--IT&amp;#39;S STARTING TO BE A SCANDAL Hegseth attempts to float &amp;#39;Your opinions are terrorism!!&amp;#39; throughout the media. But &amp;quot;Support the Troops—Lie How We Tell You To&amp;quot; has not become a thing. Not even among magats. https://emptywheel.net/2026/09/17/seeing-iran-standing-there-with-our-eyes-closed-getting-punched-in-the-face/

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    AHH . . . IT&amp;#39;S ENDING WITH SILENCE What is the sound of one Trump shouting? If Trump shouts on a lawn, does he make a sound if no one hears it? His world ends not with a bang, but with the silence of his own stupidity. The press needs to do this, again . . .Oh, I&amp;#39;m sorry, the press needs to LET him do this to himself, again. https://youtu.be/V0RLe-d7gkg

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    THEY&amp;#39;RE HOLDING THE HOSE, SAYING &amp;#39;HOW CAN YOU COME IN HERE, YOU&amp;#39;RE ALL WET!&amp;#39; ___Emma Vigeland Someone scores a perfect metaphor, for a tactic that is, fortunately, failing. https://youtu.be/WabY1JNLGRg

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    THE OVEREXPLAINER-IN-BRIEF TELLS US HE MADE A FART JOKE--IN CASE WE DIDN&amp;#39;T &amp;#39;GET&amp;#39; IT Nixon&amp;#39;s potus-hostage* was famous for falling down stairs, and little else. Trump&amp;#39;s couch potato should probably sit this one out. But maybe not ON the couch. (*Gerald Ford) https://youtu.be/3TBd6-1yOME

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    &amp;quot;WEL-L-UH, THAT&amp;#39;S NOT WHAT HE&amp;#39;S DOING&amp;quot; It&amp;#39;s the phrase that most* begins everything that J.D. Vance says about Trump. It&amp;#39;s an auto-gaslight go-to. *(The rest begin with &amp;quot;Wel-l-uh, that&amp;#39;s not what&amp;#39;s happening . . .&amp;quot;) https://youtu.be/phPVUkSqN-g

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    HE&amp;#39;S JUMPING THE SHARK, REALLY Trump&amp;#39;s latest tantrum is to cut himself off from the media, so we don&amp;#39;t have to hear his voice for awhile, only their reporting. Take THAT, media! What&amp;#39;s not to like? https://youtu.be/qTa5zWX0iWs

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    LOOK WHAT I FOUND! This audio clip of Dolly Parton singing &amp;quot;Stairway To Heaven&amp;quot;. Been sitting on youtube for 6 years. Wait for the part where she ululates above a chorus of voices . . . https://youtu.be/YhTvxVxXJLQ

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    *TEMU PERRY MASON* AND OTHER COMEDIC DISSECTIONS! You, me and the WORLD have seen and replayed this clip of Jack Smith&amp;#39;s ill-fated &amp;#39;perjury trap&amp;#39;. As far as commentary goes, this is the best one. Cuz laughing at fascists is their kryptonite. https://youtu.be/tdhlewkMIAo

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    HE TURNED, TOO Ted Nugent has decided that life&amp;#39;s too expensive, even for him, and it&amp;#39;s Trump&amp;#39;s fault. And he lives in the woods, and kills his own meat—but I guess the cost of bullets is up too . . . https://youtu.be/IydoxHe7-ww

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    @brian_greenberg@infosec.exchange On the other hand, solving the newly existential question, &quot;Will I cease to exist if I stop posting?&quot; is easier to solve if you ignore the greater question &quot;Is Google my bitch, or am I Google&#39;s bitch?&quot; If this question confuses you, bless your little heart.

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    @WedaleBooks Welcome to Mastodon! You done a good thing.

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    @signalapp That&#39;s all fine and good, but democratic Americans want to know if you are passively cooperating with maga. That&#39;s your purity test. You should get used to it, and keep answering it, over and over, to people who need verification that you haven&#39;t quietly changed your mind without telling anyone.

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    THIS BILL WOULD REQUIRE YOUR COMPUTER TO PROVIDE YOUR RECORDS—DIRECTLY TO THE GOVERNMENT—ON DEMAND, WITHOUT A NEED FOR A WARRANT OR SUBPOENA . . . Age verification is the Trojan Horse. https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/8250/all-info

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    A FOLKIE ON FIRE Jesse Welles has gotten known for his Dylanesque protests songs against maga, ICE etc. But he also plays a mean version of Black Sabbath&amp;#39;s &amp;quot;Paranoid&amp;quot; . . . https://youtu.be/TAAYXEAyzwk

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    HARLAN COUNTY, KENTUCKY FORCES AN ICE RETREAT ICE came to Harlem County claiming to be making a &#39;drug bust&#39;, but they were NOT. People in the county quickly created a notification network, found out where they were, and exposed their detainment of immigrants, PLUS proof that there was no drug bust. This made them quietly leave. This was not reported on the news. https://youtu.be/yXQh1DsToak