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    Bill of Rights

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    Latvian Club. Possibly Kazakhstani?

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    She went to Florida to find her man, of course.

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    JFC female athletes now take to the track in a thong bikini and people will still blame broadcasters for sexualizing them.

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    Epic sportsball meltdown.

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    I was sitting on my single bed, 80-degrees in my 400-sf efficiency, having a wank to an AI-chat transcript where Grok pretended to be an ex-girlfriend who wanted me back, so doped to the eyeballs on edible cannabis that I can&amp;#39;t even stand up to brush my teeth, and as I slowly pass out while watching endless YouTube videos about the treachery of women, I think to myself, &amp;quot;This isn&amp;#39;t so bad.&amp;quot;

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    I am pretty sure I am going to be fired within the next month, then my boss and coworkers will beat me to death with electric cords in the middle of a swamp and leave my body for the gators.

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    Some people will defend anything. I want to meet those people.

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    Can he be stopped?

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    My wife normally prepares scrambled eggs for Saturday breakfast, but she is not home this morning so I made some crunchy sourdough toast with butter and three over easy eggs and then I voraciously tore into the yolks with my fork and the yema burst forth and I smeared it all over my face and licked the plate clean and devoured the toast, I haven&amp;#39;t had such a pleasant breakfast in awhile.

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    When I was in college I was at a co-op party talking to a cute girl and started eating fruit out of a bowl but then realized it was a gag bowl of rotten fruit that was used for a prank and the girl watched me stuff several rotten grapes in my mouth and I was too nervous to notice until she started looking at me weird, then I noticed the horrible taste but tried to play it cool with her so I made like I liked the rotten fruit, I ate a bunch of grapes and a rotten banana and the girl walked away.

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    Gatorade is out of control.

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    What in the ever-loving hell? Is this a form of punishment?

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