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<p>Jocose paralogician.<br />Posting harder, not smarder.<br />If I post a screenshot, it is not real.</p><p>My pronouns are: do NOT use words to ever refer to me.</p><p>Rated NSFW 18+ for language, foodgore, suggestive themes.</p><p><a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/nobot" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobot</span></a><br /><a href="https://jorts.horse/tags/nobridge" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>nobridge</span></a></p>

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    if you&#39;re good at something, never do it for free. if you&#39;re bad at it, just charge a little less.

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    ¡pst! 〘 el frijol susurra a medianoche 〙

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    logging in like

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    you wouldn&amp;#39;t bang a rang

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    using ai to filter out seeing ai is the dumbest fukken shit i ever heard

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    capitalism is wearing a watch to bed

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    all: sorry for writing &amp;quot;stroke &amp;#39;em if you got&amp;#39;em&amp;quot; on our coworker&amp;#39;s Get Well Soon e-card. I know now that I vow to be better in the future (he had an aneurysm, not a stroke).

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    parents, children, cousins today... even weird uncles are all having different cell phone area codes :pensive_skull: smdh

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    hast thy tongue and take my coin, knave

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    I am a whale and this is my mental map of earth

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    you wouldn&amp;#39;t... rim a world

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    what&amp;#39;s a healthy range for body/ass index?

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    my nonverbal bandmate, tinnitus

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    wanting more realistic graphics makes u an old. modpack upscaled textures? 65 &amp;amp; up behavior. looking at a photo? nonagenarian coded realmaxxing

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    3D printed toilet

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    A doctor wishes me sick, A farmer wishes me hungry, A teacher wishes me ignorant, But only a thief wishes me wealthy and relaxed!

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    @sluttymayo they stealing ur bit https://www.tumblr.com/screampotato/747446773671510016/suddenly-struck-with-a-need-to-explain-to-you-how

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    the toot of all evil

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    posting my way into the heart of saturday night

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    actually, I prefer &amp;quot;release candidate&amp;quot;.. .

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    catch u on tha flippity dip, cowpoke

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    logging in like

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    3am in bed, sweating in a panic wondering if I was the author of the federalist papers and just forgot

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    my love life can be readily described using the exact same adjectives as a bbq restaurant bathroom

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    men only want one thing and it&amp;#39;s discussing :(

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    hey i noticed u changed ur relationship status from Costco Shopper to Trader Joe&amp;#39;s Shopper,

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    who up gradin they nas