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  A second half of #Bleptember entry but it's the hooman doing the blepping. ☺️

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  Kind of a long day at the office. Just left about 20min ago. At least when I get home in 20 min I get to fire up my electric lawnmower and mow the front yard. 😑

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  I love everything about this video and it reminds me how so very grateful I am to have been embraced into the Sisterhood of Women. #ThisGirlCan https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jsP0W7-tEOc

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  Good lord. This woman and the suits she wears just floor me. Gawd, such a good look. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXFKlMwgSP2

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  Because @Wallflower@beige.party badgered me into changing my previous very cute photo of me. New profile pic dropped.

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  Oh look at this beautiful girl. She let me get really close to her. #damselfly

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  RE: https://wandering.shop/@itzyg/116998921613944810 😬 How is it that I'm in the "no go", "fun" and "crazy" zones all at once??? I hate this game. What a scam.

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  There's been a lot of buzz around the new film #Odyssey for a while as cast members were announced... Anne Hathaway, Elliot Paige, Matt Damon, Zendaya. Yeah, yeah. Okay, sounds good. Whatever. The best film based on the Odyssey will always be O' Brother Where Art Thou. Fight me. Here are The Sirens luring weary travelers on life's oceans to their doom. https://youtu.be/_dl2L4v6ecM

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  #SilentSunday Do y'all remember those YouTube animated shorts of Lucas the Spider? He was a jumping spider. I found his cousin Linus, a Bold Jumper Spider! ☺️ #SpidersOfMastodon

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  *quiet cough* @Wallflower@beige.party *cough*

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  It's International Non-Binary People's Day! It's in between International Women's Day (March 8th) and International Men's Day Nov 19th)

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  It's been so damn hot down here. And we really haven't had any rain to speak of. Heavy clouds but no rain.

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  My current status. Twenty minutes out from the office because home ownership really sucks right now.

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  Where we live now has some pretty bad water issues just like much of the state of Texas. (Thanks TxLege for continuing to work on the much needed issue of eradicating trans people instead of doing anything about our electric grid and water issues) Anyway, we got a shower head that has a filter built into it to help clean up the water a little. It was super easy to install and look!... it even came with a wrench. "Tiny but mighty" "The cutest tape in the world" I feel you...

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  Hey @Wallflower@beige.party Hey @photovotary@beige.party C O W W W W W S!!!! #TheCowGame

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  The New York Vocal Collective's rendition of Blackbird by The Beatles is absolutely amazing. You should take four minutes out of your life to listen to this... and loud. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9ot2MyW2w0

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  When you forgot to make an appointment with your bestie to day drink and now your just a tipsy mess on the floor. *you're*

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  #SilentSunday The handle on the inside of my garage door kind of looks like an abstract elongated version of a woman standing with her arms raised and curved above her head with her hands touching.

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  #ThreeGoodThings 1) I lost my one lone guitar cable. I'm sure I had it in February when the FAWM nerds convened but it's gone. HOWEVER...I found two of my old ones in my garage that had been packed away. 2) Yesterday I stayed home from work but the BizPartner is incapable of having me gone. He texted several times and even called once for stupid shit his dumb ass could have figured out. I had to make some calls to a couple of state agencies and a client. HOWEVER!... I got done earl...

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  RE: https://beige.party/@TheEddieShow/116818209734142316 Mastodon is like family. 🥹🥹🥹

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  Don't call it a come back! Went to the gym tonight. First time in about six or seven months because reasons. Had a pretty good workout. I was feelin' it tonight. Prolly cuz my kick ass new shirt. By the way... I know who you are. I don't need a piece of your hair. When you feel a little twinge of pain... just remember I still play with dolls. #subtoot :1111 . Momma Said Knock You Out https://youtu.be/vimZj8HW0Kg

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  This weekend I tried to do my best Wallflower imitation of crossing my legs and taking a pic of nails. How she does anything with her nails this long is beyond me. I went to a fundraising party for Railroad Commissioner and State Comptroller candidates and while there had to ask my wife to open my coke can for me. My wife: "Ah. I see you've handicapped yourself." Look! I wore mah boots and a sundress.

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  #SilentSunday Railroad tracks in Waco, Texas #iPhonePhotography

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  So our friend @Wallflower@beige.party has been back on Masto a couple, two or three days and has updated us a bit here and there on what she's done while on her hiatus. Something she didn't mention though, is she did some voice acting! YES! I was able to convince Wallflower to lend her voice on a song I wrote for an annual songwriting challenge I participate in! Heeee! Is she a natural? No. Did she accept a little directorial guidance to help with that? Also no. Wallflower doesn&...

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  Sometimes, if you're lucky, on a clear night you get to see the stars. There are some you never get to see, almost as if they're hiding even though you know they're out there. You know they are. It's Trans Day of Visibility. We're here. We've always been here... since the beginning of time. If you're lucky you get to see us. And if you put aside everything, you get to see us shine. #TDoV

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  The internet kills me.

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  Last night I'm sitting in our guest bedroom where I try against all hope to record for the songwriting challenge. My wife comes in with bedding and tosses some of it on the bed. I say, "Hey! You almost hit me with that! You coulda put my eye out!" *giggle. snort* Wife: With bedding? Me: It could happen. Don't do it again. 🤭 So she leaves and come back with the conforter and looks at me with a grin. Me: 😜🤪 *puts my hands on my head like moose antlers and begins wiggling t...

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  *tilts head to the side like a golden retriever puppy* I... Hm. 🤔 I've never seen one of these before. How does this work? How would one use this?