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  PARADOXICALLY, IT IS NOT THE ACHIEVEMENT OF IDEALS BUT THE PURSUIT OF THEM THAT GRANTS FULFILLMENT SO WHEN YOU HEAR ABOUT PEOPLE NOT DATING BECAUSE THEY CAN'T FIND THEIR PERFECT TRAD WIFE OR FIND SOMEONE TO MATCH THEIR SEXUAL FANTASIES OR WHATEVER UNDERSTAND THAT THEY'RE RETARDED THEY WOULDN'T BE HAPPY IF THEY ACTUALLY GOT EVERYTHING THEY THOUGHT WOULD MAKE THEM HAPPY

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  @Waldbrand@poa.st @nierenstein@poa.st @Shadowbroker2135@poa.st @SuperSnekFriend@poa.st That's how you care for jellyfish stings, nigga

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  "The Industrial Revolution Created Autism" Theory

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  @nozaki@shin.mugicha.club He's been insulting and snapping at wald for months because wald got pussy when he was younger and teto hasn't even had a girlfriend at age 30 even though he was a good goy and focused on having a career and all that

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  CONGRATULATIONS! ZOG/The Elites/Shadow Wizard Money Gang/whoever has finally created a mass-producible gas that renders everyone it touches infertile/impotent. They've decided to gas the planet with it, but leave one city untouched to be able to slowly repopulate the world, and they've chosen (through complete random) YOU to get to be the one to decide which city's inhabitants will be the only ones who get to reproduce! Some things to consider: >What kinds of people live in that c...

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  Ate the outer part of the cheese that's supposed to be inedible because I'm on that rindset

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  "How to Train Your Dragon" is actually kinda crazy because it's the only piece of media I've seen where the creators thought "What if the viking girl was just really cute instead of some 7' muscle mommy femdom fetish thing for fucked up weirdos?"

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  >Get job that pays decently >AI recruiters start hounding me to work for an $8 decrease in pay at their company

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  I HAVE STARTED SAVING PICTURES OF DIFFERENT KINDS OF BROOMS RT: https://poa.st/objects/5881f3b8-f27e-4c60-852b-73b1c7206b01

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  Zoomer is our word but you can say zooma

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  You see the trick to cleaning a cast iron frying pan is to avoid getting it dirty in the first place by just using a different pan

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  You know, I was thinking about this on the drive home from work last night. Looking back, the Colombian girl was actually the most fun I've had being in a relationship with someone, like she was actually super enjoyable to be around. It's a shame I just didn't develop amorous feelings for her. RT: https://poa.st/objects/0b010157-2c49-45c8-90d9-67b4d76559b6

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  A lot of autists are actually just ahead of the curve in society but unfortunately that curve slopes down RT: https://shitposter.world/objects/b089fc17-9bfb-451b-b1d5-0b3e3701adf0

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  Years ago a friend's Jeep Cherokee was having issues and it let him sit about an hour away from home, but I was able to figure out that the engine only shut off if you stepped off the throttle, so we went to the parking lot where it was and I used my forklift driving skills to keep the gas pedal feathered even at red lights while my left foot was on the brake (I have no idea how this worked, it was an automatic). The entire drive home we listened to that song on repeat at max volume. RT...

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  Mods, make this man get the Malo Mart song stuck in his head

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  Chat, we need to book flights to germany to hold Wald down and force him to watch while we smash every single device he has capable of connecting to the internet for his own good RT: https://poa.st/objects/072b9297-4366-4a7c-a50e-2ac9eca6bec0

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  Yeah, we're so back

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  @themilkman@shitposter.world THE NEW JOB I GOT (WHICH WAS ALREADY A SIGNIFICANT PAY INCREASE, ENOUGH TO PULL ME OUT OF POVERTY MODE) IT WAS GONNA BE NIGHT SHIFT AGAIN BUT THEN I WAS ON THE TOILET TODAY AND I GOT A CALL "HEY, WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN AN AFTERNOON START TIME INSTEAD? NO DECREASE IN PAY, NO CATCH." PLUS LOTS OF LITTLE BLESSINGS ALL THIS WEEK MY CUP OVERFLOWETH

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  This will be the last #PennsylvaniaRoulette on account of it being immense suffering

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  >autists tend to parse things >and be more free thinkers HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA RT: https://tsundere.love/objects/e0e40b17-bb33-427a-b0d3-9c647f729e19

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  Missed the entire point award RT: https://tsundere.love/objects/8d0f35e0-736b-400a-a108-40b5caa52db7

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  Guys I'm starting to think I might actually hate women

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  Captain Jack Sparrow was a pirate captain known in history as the captain of a ship known as the Black Pearl But if I had a pirate ship, I'd call it a different black thing

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  what the fuck

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  Only the best for #PennsylvaniaRoulette

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  Popularize pants with hip windows not for goon purposes but to make sure fat bitches can't hide their rolls under the waistband anymore

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  It's crazy to think about but Nozaki and I are probably the closest thing to friends that PDP has lmao

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  Dawg, it's so over for america lmfaooo 💔

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  Vampire gf who nibbles her fangs into the underside of your penis so she can drain your pearly white life force straight out of the holes she punctures into the sides of your urethra so as to prevent making a mess

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  It's crazy how much women want to be like the generation that came before them, no matter how shitty