Marmly Owl
Vordus@chitter.xyz
<p>Former professional baker, cited by academia for memes, the Tardis wiki says I'm part of Doctor Who canon. <br />cis male, he/him. ๐๐</p><p>I heart <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://preciouslittle.life/@maples" class="u-url mention">@<span>maples</span></a></span></p><p>Avatar by <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://vulpine.club/@Roxy" class="u-url mention">@<span>Roxy</span></a></span></p>
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Current tiredness rating: was about to post a thing, then immediately forgot the thing I was going to post.
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Current tiredness level:
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Oops I&#39;ve been awake for 21 hours
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I&#39;ve been getting back pain again, and I don&#39;t know why. I wonder if it&#39;s Mince Pies.
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I should sleep but Idunwanna
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In possibly the worst bit of design I&#39;ve ever seen, Google asks for 2-Step verification when you try to log into their &#39;find my phone&#39; page.
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What a headline!
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We got a critically acclaimed Resident Evil movie before GTA6
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Thinking of just not taking my meds
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Take the refund, people https://mastodon.online/@mullvadnet/116822255622273218 #mullvad
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@mullvadnet@mastodon.online So what's all this about your founder donating large amounts of money to a political party calling for the ethnic cleansing of Sweden? Cause, uh, right now it sounds like it's time to get a new VPN.
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I have been busy. (All by me except Samantha and Codl)
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@lunalapin Avie demanded that I show you my unnecessarily detailed Unfair Flips item in Tomodachi Life
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Wait, have pro-Palestine demonstrations tried singing &#39;free Palestine&#39; to the tune of &#39;Sweet Caroline&#39;, and if not, why not?
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Chilli cooked!
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A11y is about the least accessible way of writing &#39;accessibility&#39; possible. A-11-letters-Y is not enough information to go on unless you&#39;ve already been primed to understand it. It&#39;s aesthetically (a11y) ugly, astonishingly (a11y) pretentious, and has just this awful whiff of artificiality (a11y) about it. In an age where machines will automatically (a11y) type entire words out for you using the shorthand is aggravatingly (a11y) lazy and unintuitive. Quite frankl...
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@faoluin bold of you to assume there's ever pizza left
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MOTHERFUCKER
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The LLM providing the Windows lock screen with history facts continues to be unable to tell the difference between fictional events and reality.