Damo
ThePingMachine@social.chinwag.org
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Someone I was chatting to recently had autocorrect change a movie title to "Buddy the Vampire Slayer" and honestly, I think that's the sort of fresh take that would really revitalise the Air-Bud franchise. After all, there's nothing in the rules that says a dog CAN'T slay vampires.
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Second week of being Part of the Problem begins.
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You haven't seen the last of me, Melbourne, mark my words. Now goodbye forever!
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Never underestimate the power of simply not being a complete moron.
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Design Challenge to the Fedi: An analog clock, whereby the hour hand spins clockwise, but the minute hand spins anti-clockwise. A mate of mine has gotten as far as needing a planetary gearbox, but they are unsure where to go from there.
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I generally think people should run any design past ONE twelve year old before hitting publish, but I'm okay with this one.
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Dolly Parton COULD have been a billionaire, if she'd wanted to. She could have sat on her money, bought property and stocks and fucking social media. She didn't. She gave kids 300 million books. She supported communities and helped actual people. Fuck every billionaire that doesn't. Be Dolly.
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There's a place I drive past occasionally called "Velvet Alley Tattoo", which not only sounds very painful, but also I dont think many people would see it.
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The software ticket creator at work stopped working... because they ran out of AI credits. The robot company. The AI robot company ran out of ChatGPT premium. What a time to be alive.
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For the record, @mike did Psycho Killer at karaoke, so if David Byrne drops off the perch over the next week, you know who to blame.
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There's a tram being given away in Bendigo. https://www.bendigoadvertiser.com.au/story/9358798/peppergreen-farm-in-bendigo-offers-historic-tram-for-free/
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@Undercat I mainly lean toward scifi, fantasy nonsense, but I have a few suggestions: Archer Magazine (Gender, sexuality, identity. Sounds like what you describe): https://archermagazine.com.au/write-for-archer/ Kill Your Darlings (Publish all sorts, but competitive because they are so good): https://killyourdarlings.submittable.com/Submit Aurealis (Aforementioned speculative scifi/fantasy stuff): https://aurealis.com.au/submissions/ There are a bunch of writing competitions too which you c...
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Last night at the Exford, I had a conversation with a guy who runs a marketing company. One might imagine that such a man would be a massive dickhead. Well if you imagined that, then you would be absolutely correct. He was bragging about reducing his staff to zero and replacing them with AI to do all the, as he called it , "monkey work". He confirmed that he learned how to do the job was was the same work when he was fresh put of uni. I got to tell him that he's just pu...
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What, and I mean this sincerely, the fuck?
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I only just read the name they gave to the military operation to bomb the shit out of Iran, and what in the 12 year old in a Call of Duty lobby is going on? We live in the stupidest timeline.
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Today's training has primarily consisted of being read the entirety of the PDS out loud. Kill me.
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Sky writing over Melbourne. Apparently it's a Kpop something?
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Parts of the internet are freaking out that the AI chatbots have their own social media platform. I don't see what the big deal is, personally. Facebook has been around for yonks.
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Remember when a Star Wars preview was an exciting thing and didn't look like it was knocked up by a dudebro typing a prompt into a plagiarism machine?
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In todays episode of Adventures in Job Applications:
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Flashy Facade is an EXCELLENT Drag Queen name.